Dracul Van Helsing and Hyung Grace Kwan
Dracul Van Helsing is a vampire hunter. A Canadian vampire hunter. He is a direct descendent of the famous Dutch vampire hunter Doctor Abraham Van Helsing who slew Vlad Tepes better known as Count Dracula.
His father is George Van Helsing of the famous Van Helsing family of vampire hunters.
His mother was Nadja Draculescu a Romanian Communist (she was also a direct descendent of Vlad Tepes). His mother being a Marxist believed in Hegelian synthesis and so called her son Dracul Van Helsing (Dracula = thesis, Van Helsing = antithesis, Dracul Van Helsing = synthesis).
She died on November 9th, 1989 after a portion of the Berlin Wall fell down on top of her while she was protesting the Wall’s dismantling being the good Communist that she was.
Hyung Grace Kwan is a South Korean vampire huntress. She is a direct descendent of Kwan Yin a good vampiress (who doesn’t feed on great quantities of human blood in order to survive and she only takes it from volunteers) who is worshipped as the Buddhist Mother of Compassion in the Buddhist religions of Korea, northern Japan, northern China and southeastern Indonesia.
Dracul Van Helsing’s nemesis is the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set (the evil brother of Osiris and the evil brother-in-law of Isis in Egypt’s ancient past).
Set’s two henchmen are Renfield a shapeshifting hamster and Amadeus Emanon a genetically cloned concert pianist/professional assasin (who was cloned from the DNA of locks of hair of composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, actor Alan Rickman and California’s notorious hippy/mass murderer Charles Manson).
Hyung Grace Kwan’s nemesis is the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec. Last year Qonzilqointec drugged Dracul Van Helsing and then slept with him and then sacrificed him atop an Aztec sacrificial pyramid. The Egyptian vampiress Isis with two friends arrived in the nick of time to re-insert Dracul Van Helsing’s still beating heart back into his body and then restore the Canadian vampire hunter to life.
Qonzilqointec is pregnant with Dracul Van Helsing’s child.
Qonzilqointec’s two henchmen are Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and Lev Tomi the Secretary-General of the UN Secretariat on the Environment and Climate Change (in reality the exiled Russian Communist Leon Trotsky who was turned into a vampire by Princess Qonzilqointec in Mexico City back in 1940).
To read about the early exploits of Dracul Van Helsing and Hyung Grace Kwan please visit:
http://draculvanhelsing.journalspace.com
To read about Dracul Van Helsing’s first meeting with the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec and his sacrifice at her hands, please visit:
http://nosferatum.journalspace.com
Aware of Princess Qonzilqointec’s infatuation with Dracul Van Helsing, Hyung Grace Kwan sent the Canadian vampire hunter this particular music video at the start of this month of June to let Dracul know what she’d do to him if he consciously fooled around with the Aztec vampire princess:
SAREJESS said,
June 3, 2007 at 11:57 pm
Loved this entry
Hyung Grace Kwan said,
June 4, 2007 at 4:16 am
This is excellent, Dracul!