The Theft of the Canadian Ice Scraper For Car Windows
by Pooja_gupta [ 27, F, Melbourne ]
Hi Chris
Hi Chris
Living in Canada…that is a valuable item 
Someone…out there must be having the time of his/her life with your ice scraper
smile
by DraculVanHelsing
Yes Pooja!
lol! Yes, somebody out there must be having the time of their life with my ice scraper.
They can rewrite those song lyrics:
Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight
someone’s got my ice scraper
in that big somewhere out there
smile
Yes Pooja!
lol!
Yes, somebody out there must be having the time of their life with my ice scraper.They can rewrite those song lyrics:
Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight
someone’s got my ice scraper
in that big somewhere out there
smile Posted on: January 21, ’08
What Doesn’t Kill You…
by innocuous2000 [ 20, F, Edison ]
Hi
Hope you are back on your track after that incident.You too have a fantastic weekend 
Hi
Hope you are back on your track after that incident.You too have a fantastic weekend
by DraculVanHelsing
Thanks Laila!
Not exactly back on track yet unfortunately! Now my PC has decided to start acting up!
But I’ll survive somehow!
As the new saying (which I’ve just coined now) puts it,
What doesn’t kill you does not necessarily make you stronger… but it does make you a suitable candidate for the insane asylum!
Thanks Laila!
Not exactly back on track yet unfortunately! Now my PC has decided to start acting up!
But I’ll survive somehow!
As the new saying (which I’ve just coined now) puts it,
What doesn’t kill you does not necessarily make you stronger… but it does make you a suitable candidate for the insane asylum!
Posted on: January 20, ’08
Crashin’ Through The Looking Glass
by DraculVanHelsing
The time has come the walrus said
to talk of many things
of sail…
but since the walrus was suffering from Alzheimer’s, he forgot the rest of what he was going to say! 
-Posted on January 10th, 2008
New Year’s Advice
by innocuous2000 [ 20, F, Edison ]
Hi
How are you?
Good life is inspired by love and guided by knowledge
Hi
How are you?
Good life is inspired by love and guided by knowledge
by DraculVanHelsing
Hi, I’m fine thanks!
How are you?
A good hangover is inspired by 10 martinis and 10 glasses of beer!
Posted on: January 02, ’08
You Lived Your Life Like A Pineapple In The Wind
by princessofheaven [ 28, F, Mumbai ]
HIEEEEEEEEE
What would confuse a mentally challenged person?
Answer: A pineapple.
Confused…? I knew you would be!
HEHEHEHEEHEHE 
Have a Gr8888 Day..!!! 
Posted on: December 18, ’07
by DraculVanHelsing  OnlineDon’t sit under the pineapple tree with anyone else but you anyone else but you Don’t sit under the pineapple tree with anyone else but you anyone else but you talk to yourself through and through because you’re both a pineapple and a nut too!
Posted on: December 18, ’07 |
Good Friday vs. Rebecca Black’s Friday
April 22, 2011 at 3:24 pm (Commentary, Quotations and Sayings of Dracul Van Helsing) (Friday song, Friday video, Good Friday, Jesus Christ, Passion of the Christ, Rebecca Black, The Atonement, The Crucifixion of Christ)
On this Good Friday, if you’re contemplating Rebecca Black’s lyrics, “It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday” remember that Christ did not get down from the Cross on Friday even though the Scribes and Pharisees beneath the Cross taunted Him to do so. And it’s a good thing for humanity that Christ did not get down from the Cross for if He had, all of us would be eternally lost.
-Christopher Van Helsing, Good Friday, April 22nd, 2011.
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