A Whore Is A Whore By Any Other Name

March 25, 2008 at 6:48 pm (Commentary, Humour, Quotations and Sayings of Dracul Van Helsing, Satire)

Former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer didn’t have the most expensive hooker in history!Ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney did! 

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The Theft of the Canadian Ice Scraper For Car Windows

January 21, 2008 at 1:35 pm (Humour, Quotations and Sayings of Dracul Van Helsing)

by Pooja_gupta [ 27, F, Melbourne ]
Hi Chris

Living in Canada…that is a valuable item

Someone…out there must be having the time of his/her life with your ice scraper

smile

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by DraculVanHelsing
Yes Pooja!
lol! Yes, somebody out there must be having the time of their life with my ice scraper.
They can rewrite those song lyrics:
Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight
someone’s got my ice scraper
in that big somewhere out there
smile
Posted on: January 21, ‘08

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What Doesn’t Kill You…

January 20, 2008 at 1:29 pm (Quotations and Sayings of Dracul Van Helsing)

by innocuous2000 [ 20, F, Edison ]
Hi
Hope you are back on your track after that incident.You too have a fantastic weekend
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by DraculVanHelsing
Thanks Laila!
Not exactly back on track yet unfortunately! Now my PC has decided to start acting up!
But I’ll survive somehow!
As the new saying (which I’ve just coined now) puts it,
What doesn’t kill you does not necessarily make you stronger… but it does make you a suitable candidate for the insane asylum!
Posted on: January 20, ‘08

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The Devil’s In The Haggis!

January 18, 2008 at 1:19 pm (Quotations and Sayings of Dracul Van Helsing)

by DraculVanHelsing
There’s an old Scottish saying that things always happen in 3s. There must be truth to that. Tuesday a thief broke into my car. Yesterday I had a flat tire in the middle of a Canadian snowstorm. And today an antifreeze leak blew out the electrical system in my car.
Well as a noted idiot once said to me, If you’ve got your back against the wall, the best thing to do is to turn around and run.
Posted on: January 18, ‘08

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Primary Analysis

January 14, 2008 at 6:54 pm (Commentary, Humour, Politics, Quotations and Sayings of Dracul Van Helsing)

by rosepetal01 [ 28, F, Piscataway ]
Hieee…
Hope you’re back to normal routine by now.It seems like ‘cry baby’ is going to get her way to the while house.Prejudism still exist in America.

by DraculVanHelsing
Hi Sapna
Yes, I wonder if “crybaby” is going to continue her salt water performances when she’s dealing with people like Vladimir Putin, the mullahs of Iran and North Korea’s Kim Jong-il. They might not be as impressed by her performance as the airheaded voters of New Hampshire were.
Posted on: January 14, ‘08

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Crashin’ Through The Looking Glass

January 10, 2008 at 1:44 pm (Quotations and Sayings of Dracul Van Helsing)

by DraculVanHelsing
The time has come the walrus said
to talk of many things
of sail…
but since the walrus was suffering from Alzheimer’s, he forgot the rest of what he was going to say!
-Posted on January 10th, 2008

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Elvis Says… Wise Men Say…

January 9, 2008 at 2:55 pm (Quotations and Sayings of Dracul Van Helsing)

by DraculVanHelsing
A wise man once said, It’s easier to fall down a mountain than to climb one!

-Posted on January 9th, 2008

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New Year’s Advice

January 2, 2008 at 1:34 pm (Quotations and Sayings of Dracul Van Helsing)

by innocuous2000 [ 20, F, Edison ]
Hi
How are you?
Good life is inspired by love and guided by knowledge

by DraculVanHelsing
Hi, I’m fine thanks!
How are you?
A good hangover is inspired by 10 martinis and 10 glasses of beer!

by DraculVanHelsing
And guided by a dozen Harvey Wallbangers!
Posted on: January 02, ‘08

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You Lived Your Life Like A Pineapple In The Wind

December 18, 2007 at 1:06 pm (Quotations and Sayings of Dracul Van Helsing, Songs)

by princessofheaven [ 28, F, Mumbai ]
HIEEEEEEEEE

What would confuse a mentally challenged person?
Answer: A pineapple.
Confused…? I knew you would be!

HEHEHEHEEHEHE
Have a Gr8888 Day..!!!

Posted on: December 18, ‘07

by DraculVanHelsing  Online Online
Don’t sit under the pineapple tree with anyone else but you
anyone else but you
Don’t sit under the pineapple tree with anyone else but you
anyone else but you
talk to yourself through and through
because you’re both a pineapple and a nut too!

Posted on: December 18, ‘07

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Nothing And Forever!

December 13, 2007 at 2:28 pm (Quotations and Sayings of Dracul Van Helsing)

A friend of mine recently wrote NOTHING LASTS FOREVER!

This was my reply to her:

And on your shout out, “nothing lasts forever”… from the point of view of Socrates and Aristotle that wouldn’t be true. Because the Universe exists and the Universe is some- THING, and if there’s some-THING, then it cannot be NO-THING. And if NO-THING lasts FOREVER, then that means the Universe (which is SOME-thing) would have never come into being.

Posted on: December 13, ‘07

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