In the Jungle, The Mighty Jungle
Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says: No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR
| by DraculVanHelsing The Elephant came home and said to his wife, “Dear, you’ll never believe what I just saw!”. “;What?” Mrs. Elephant asked. “Talking ants!” the elephant said, “Four of them!”. “Dear, have you been drinking again?” Mrs. Elephant approached. “;I haven’t touched a drop all day! I swear!” Mr. Elephant protested. “Then why have you got a dozen empty bottles in your trunk?” she asked. Hunter 1: “I saw a talking elephant. Why are you doing a dance?” Hunter 2: “Ants in my pants.” And Hunter 1 said, “well better ants in your pants than an elephant in your pyjamas!”
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