Goodbye Tony Blair

June 30, 2007 at 2:16 am (Humour)

This past Wednesday June 27th, 2007, Tony Blair stepped down as 
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

Here’s my personal tribute to British Prime Minister Tony Blair.

It’s a song to the tune of Sirl Elton John’s Candle in the Wind.

Goodbye Tony Blair
written by Dracul Van Helsing
June 27th, 2007

Goodbye Tony Blair
Though Saddam never knew you at all
you invaded Iraq
while the French sat and bawled.

WMDs crawled out of the woodwork
and they whispered in your brain
must stop Saddam
before London goes up in flame.

And it seems to me you lived your life
like a flower in the wind
never knowing which direction
the wind was blowing in.

And I would have liked to have known you
and of course I did
for politicians and celebs mix
like caviar and squid.

Not finding WMDs was tough
the toughest role you ever played
but of course all the British public cared about
was Prince Harry getting laid.

Even when you tried
oh, the press they hounded you
but you still read their papers
while sitting in the loo.

And it seems to me you lived your life
like a flower in the wind
never knowing which direction
the wind was blowing in.

And I would have liked to have known you 
and of course I did
for politicians and celebs mix
like caviar and squid.

Goodbye Tony Blair
Why don’t you give me a call
if you want piano lessons in the fall
Goodbye Tony Blair
From the guy whose glasses gleam like the sun
I’m sure that Middle Eastern food will have you on the run
and you’ll find the Temple Mount weighs more than just a ton.

And it seems to me you lived your life
like a flower in the wind
never knowing which direction 
the wind was blowing in.

And I would have liked to have known you
and of course I did
for politicians and celebs mix
like Bono in Madrid.