On Men and Women

July 1, 2007 at 8:07 am (Quizzes and Trivia)

 Men and Women

* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.

* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

* To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

* Married men live longer than single men – but married men are a lot more willing to die.

* Any married man should forget his mistakes – there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
* A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

* There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman – before marriage and after marriage.

DraculVanHelsing said:
Confucius say this entry has much wisdom behind it.

Mrs. Confucius say, stop philosophizing and take out the garbage!

July 01, ’07

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