Summoning Hitler’s Ghost On Walpurgis Night

April 30, 2011 at 10:54 pm (Horror, Mystery, Mystery/horror, Vampire novel)

Herr Hans was an Osiris-worshipping Roman Catholic priest.

Although according to certain extremist anti-Catholic Protestant Fundamentalist sects, all Roman Catholic priests were really Osiris worshippers.

Nevertheless Herr Hans was one who really did worship Osiris.

He worshipped the ancient Egyptian vampire Osiris and anxiously looked forward to Osiris’ return to Earth from a planet orbiting the star Sirius in 2012 (where Osiris had been exiled as a result of a powerful black magic spell cast on him by his brother the ancient Egyptian vampire Set millenia ago).

Tonight Herr Hans was in Berlin, Germany at the site where Hitler’s bunker had been located.

Tonight Herr Hans was using an ancient Druidic black magic spell to see if he could raise Adolf Hitler’s ghost.

It was 66 years ago today- the date of Walpurgis Night (an important festival on the calendar of the old ancient Germanic pagan religion) that Adolf Hitler had committed suicide with Eva Braun in the Bunker as Soviet troops advanced on the Nazi capital of the Third Reich.

The reason Herr Hans was trying to raise Hitler’s ghost was because of Herr Hans’ love and worship and adoration of Earth mother goddess Gaia.

Dear Mother Earth couldn’t afford to have six billion people living on her according to Herr Hans’ reasoning and that of some of his fellow elitists.

The optimum population for the living organism Gaia was 1 billion people.

Hence 5 billion people would have to go.

And thus Herr Hans’ reasoning as to why Hitler’s ghost should be summoned and brought back from the dead.

It wasn’t because Herr Hans was racist.

He wasn’t.

After all, racism was politically incorrect in Herr Hans’ reasoning.

Herr Hans wouldn’t say that racism was inherently morally wrong because Herr Hans was a moral relativist and didn’t believe in such things as right and wrong or good and evil.

Herr Hans was like Nietzsche’s ubermensch (Overman) in that he was beyond good and evil.

Like all philosophical adherents of Nietzsche, he conveniently neglected the fact that the late philosopher had spent the last years of his life living in a state of insanity.

No, it wasn’t because of racism that Herr Hans was hoping to bring back Hitler from the dead.

It was because of the Fuhrer’s expertise in genocide and extermination.

If 5 billion people needed to be eliminated from the Earth so that dear living organism planetary Mother Gaia could live in celestial bliss and peace and harmony in the coming Age of Aquarius, Hitler’s ghost was the entity that could do it.

So Herr Hans opened the book of Druidic black magic spells (unlike Herr Hans’ Bible, this book didn’t need the dust blown off it) and proceeded to speak the words and cast the spell…

… and summon Hitler’s ghost…

… on this…

… Walpurgus Night…

To be continued.

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