Haiku About Sherlock Holmes’ Friendship With Dr. Watson
No man an island
A fact Sherlock Holmes would learn
through his friend Watson
Renfield and Amadeus Go Swimming
Renfield and Amadeus Go Swimming
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday September 28th 2013
Renfield and Amadeus had been given a day off work by their boss the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.
They decided to spend it inside an indoor Olympic sized swimming pool in London.
As they entered the pool, Amadeus asked Renfield, “What style of swim do you think I should try first?”.
“The back stroke,” Renfield suggested.
Amadeus swam to the far end of the pool doing the back stroke.
Then he swam back to where Renfield was- likewise doing the back stroke.
“Now,” Renfield asked Amadeus, “what style of swim do you think I should try first?”.
“The breast stroke,” Amadeus suggested.
“I was thinking the same thing myself,” Renfield smiled as he looked around the pool.
Renfield swam out to the middle of the pool.
Then he swam over to where a pair of bikini clad beautiful women were treading water.
Suddenly one of the women screamed.
Seconds later she slapped Renfield’s face.
Renfield swam back to Amadeus.
“That breast stroke didn’t work out so well,” Renfield informed Amadeus.
To be continued.
The Pirate Turtle
To be a pirate turtle…
you can see that I’m no Myrtle
it is a glorious thing to be a pirate turtle
you can’t mistake me for a girdle…
Haiku Reflecting On Ben Johnson’s 100 Metre Gold Medal Debacle A Quarter Of A Century Ago
Johnson says Use drugs
your Olympic gold medal
you can piss down drain
Haiku About Recent Tragedy In Kenya
Westgate Nairobi
mall hit by terrorist typhoon
turns river of blood
Haiku About A Unique Cuisine Chef
Old friends for dinner
as in days of Auld Lang Syne
smiles Hannibal Lector
A Haiku Entitled Exploration Takes Many Forms
Cousteau’s Calypso
Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin
Watson and Crick’s lab
Haiku About Hitler’s Ghost Having A Cocktail In NYC
Hitler’s ghost sips drink
first take Manhattan then you…
take Berlin then world
Dracul Van Helsing 
The 75th Anniversary of The Munich Agreement
September 30, 2013 at 6:43 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, News) (75th Anniversary of Munich Agreement, Adolf Hitler, appeasement, British Prime Minister, Munich Agreement, Neville Chamberlain, September 30th 1938)
It was 75 years ago today that then British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain returned home to London from Munich waving a piece of paper and proclaiming “Peace in our time.”
If by “peace in our time” he meant September 30th 1938, he was right. If he meant a longer period of time, he was wrong.
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