The 75th Anniversary of The Munich Agreement

September 30, 2013 at 6:43 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, News) (, , , , , , )

It was 75 years ago today that then British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain returned home to London from Munich waving a piece of paper and proclaiming “Peace in our time.”

If by “peace in our time” he meant September 30th 1938, he was right.  If he meant a longer period of time, he was wrong. 

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Haiku About Sherlock Holmes’ Friendship With Dr. Watson

September 29, 2013 at 4:35 pm (Poetry) (, , , , , , , )

No man an island 

A fact Sherlock Holmes would learn 

through his friend Watson

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Renfield and Amadeus Go Swimming

September 28, 2013 at 4:56 pm (Humour, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Renfield and Amadeus Go Swimming

 

 

 

-A vampire novel chapter

 written by Christopher

 Saturday September 28th 2013

 

 

 

 

 

Renfield and Amadeus had been given a day off work by their boss the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

 

They decided to spend it inside an indoor Olympic sized swimming pool in London.

 

As they entered the pool, Amadeus asked Renfield, “What style of swim do you think I should try first?”.

 

“The back stroke,” Renfield suggested.

 

Amadeus swam to the far end of the pool doing the back stroke.

 

Then he swam back to where Renfield was- likewise doing the back stroke.

 

“Now,” Renfield asked Amadeus, “what style of swim do you think I should try first?”.

 

“The breast stroke,” Amadeus suggested.

 

“I was thinking the same thing myself,” Renfield smiled as he looked around the pool.

 

Renfield swam out to the middle of the pool.

 

Then he swam over to where a pair of bikini clad beautiful women were treading water.

 

Suddenly one of the women screamed.

 

Seconds later she slapped Renfield’s face.

 

Renfield swam back to Amadeus.

 

“That breast stroke didn’t work out so well,” Renfield informed Amadeus.

 

 

To be continued.

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The Pirate Turtle

September 27, 2013 at 12:59 am (Humour, Poetry) (, , )

The Pirate Turtle

To be a pirate turtle…
you can see that I’m no Myrtle
it is a glorious thing to be a pirate turtle
you can’t mistake me for a girdle…

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Haiku Reflecting On Ben Johnson’s 100 Metre Gold Medal Debacle A Quarter Of A Century Ago

September 25, 2013 at 4:49 pm (News, Poetry, Sports) (, , , , , , )

Johnson says Use drugs

your Olympic gold medal 

you can piss down drain

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Haiku About Recent Tragedy In Kenya

September 24, 2013 at 4:05 pm (Commentary, News, Poetry) (, , , , )

Westgate Nairobi

mall hit by terrorist typhoon

turns river of blood

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Haiku About A Unique Cuisine Chef

September 21, 2013 at 5:56 pm (Horror, Humour, Movies, Poetry) (, , , , )

Old friends for dinner

as in days of Auld Lang Syne

smiles Hannibal Lector

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A Haiku Entitled Exploration Takes Many Forms

September 20, 2013 at 4:08 pm (News, Poetry) (, , , , , , , )

Cousteau’s Calypso

Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin

Watson and Crick’s lab

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Haikus About Miss America 2014

September 17, 2013 at 7:03 pm (Commentary, News, Poetry) (, , , , , , , , , )

Miss America 2014 

Miss Nina Davuluri 

full of grace and class

 

 

 

Twitter’s raging dolts

ignore Abe Lincoln’s advice

no doubt they are fools

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Haiku About Hitler’s Ghost Having A Cocktail In NYC

September 16, 2013 at 7:33 pm (Poetry, The Supernatural) (, , , , , , , , )

Hitler’s ghost sips drink

first take Manhattan then you…

take Berlin then world

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