Pan Goatee’s VISA Commercial

October 9, 2013 at 10:24 pm (Commentary, Satire, TV Commercials, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Pan Goatee’s VISA Commercial

Genetically created half-man half-goat satyr Pan Goatee was now doing TV commercials for VISA.

“Hello,” Pan Goatee was shown suntanning on a sun chair on a tropical beach holding a lime margarita with a cute little umbrella in it,  “sometimes you never know when your life is going to change. Earlier this year I was a serial killer wanted by Scotland Yard, Interpol and Europol for all the murders I committed across Britain and Europe.  Today I work as a hired assassin for the U. S. government.”

Pan Goatee takes a sip of his Margarita and grins at the camera.

“I find that my ability to astral project is quite handy in my line of work,” Pan Goatee finishes his Margarita,  “but one thing I found to be a pain in the butt is not every credit card has the ability to astral project with me.  So that’s why I always take VISA.”

Pan Goatee smiles as he holds up a VISA Gold credit card with his name PAN GOATEE written on it.

Voice of actor Morgan Freeman at the end of the commercial,  “Wherever you have to go in the universe, always go with VISA.”

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
  written by Christopher
  Wednesday October 9th


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