The 1-800 Obamacare Number

November 6, 2013 at 8:04 pm (Commentary, News, Politics, Satire, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

The 1-800 Obamacare Number




Renfield R. Renfield and Amadeus Emanon are watching a U. S. government public service ad on American television via satellite in the colossal London mansion of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.



It was U.S. President Barack Obama doing the ad.



“My fellow Americans,” President Obama smiled at the camera, “as you know an exciting new national health insurance plan is starting to emerge. Thus from Alaska to Florida… and from Kenya to Maine… I mean… from Hawaii to Maine… we’ve got you covered.”


President Obama continued, “They call this new program Obamacare.  And I do care.  Just call the 1-800 number below at the bottom of your screen and you’ll see how much I care…”



President Obama flashes a big grin at the camera.



“Do those last numbers after 1-800 spell out the words that I think they do?” Amadeus asked Renfield.


“They do,” Renfield replied as he ate some popcorn.




To be continued.




-A vampire novel chapter

  written by Christopher

  Wednesday November 6th



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