Pan Goatee’s Torture Test

November 7, 2013 at 8:49 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Pan Goatee’s Torture Test

 

 

 

Serial killer and hired U. S. government assassin Pan Goatee was asked by high-ranking officials at the NSA to astral project to Pakistan to interrogate a Taliban official  Shaheen Fazlullah  who had been captured by CIA officials in Pakistan.

 

Pan Goatee’s past experience had actually been quick decapitations and quick bodily dismemberments.

 

He had never really done a slow torturous death before.

 

 

But he was given a book to read called How To Apply A Slow Torturous Death written by one Renfield R. Renfield the Chief of Security and Intelligence Gathering for the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

 

 

 

In addition he also watched a video where Rob Ford the Mayor of the City of Toronto, Ontario, Canada threatened to kill someone before poking out his eyes and ripping out their throat first.

 

 

 

With these delightful lessons behind him, Pan Goatee astral projected to Pakistan.

 

 

 

 

                       .          .            .

 

 

 

 

 

Pan Goatee was greeted by the CIA agent in charge of the operation Bob Belfor.

 

 

“Nice to meet you, Mr. Belfor,”  Pan Goatee shook his hand, “what did you do for the Agency before capturing Taliban scumbags?”.

 

 

“I worked in property restoration,”  Bob Belfor answered, “if a home or business suffered a flood or fire or some other form of disaster or calamity, me and the boys went in and fixed everything up.  Quite literally fixed everything up.  We put in listening devices in that particular home or business.”

 

 

 

“Sounds great,” Pan Goatee smiled.

 

 

“Here ‘s the prisoner,”  Bob Belfor introduced him to the man in chains.

 

 

“So you’re Shaheen Fazlullah,”  Pan Goatee smiled,  “anyone ever tell you that’s kind of a stupid sounding name?”.

 

 

 

“Drop dead, pig,” Shaheen tried to spit in Pan’s face but the satyr assassin ducked.

 

 

 

“You know speaking of pigs,”  Pan Goatee smiled,  “I’ve got some boiling hot pig fat to rub all over your body.”

 

 

As Bob Belfor took a spoon and rubbed boiling hot pig fat all over Shaheen’s body , Pan Goatee asked, “Didn’t your Prophet, curses and damnation be upon him, forbid contact with pork?”.

 

 

 

Pan Goatee took a steaming hot slice of pork and wrapped it around the man’s genitals.  He followed this by wrapping pita bread around the slice of pork and the man’s genitals and then taking a knife and cutting it off.

 

 

He then ate it- slice of pork, separated genitals, pita bread and all.

 

 

“What a delicious donair,”  Pan Goatee belched.

 

 

 

 Bob Belfor laughed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To be continued.

 

 

 

 

 

-A vampire novel chapter

  written by Christopher

  Thursday November 7th

   2013

 

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