Pan Goatee On Ice

February 27, 2014 at 8:07 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

Pan Goatee On Ice

Serial killer and hired U.S. government assassin Pan Goatee was on ice.

Quite literally on ice.

The genetically created half-man half-goat satyr got frozen in a fierce Washington D.C. snowstorm that had hit the city 2 weeks ago today.

He was immediately rushed to a DARPA lab where DARPA’s best scientists were still trying to thaw him out.

Pan Goatee was considered the U.S. government’s most important hired assassin since he had the ability to astral project himself and also kill people with his astral body using a Star Wars laser like astral machete.

Prior to his Deep Freeze, he had been experimenting with killing using astral body sub-machine guns.

Now orders had come down that Pan Goatee should astral project to Crimea and see how many Russians he could singlehandedly kill as a covert solution to the crisis in Ukraine.

Hence the need for the immediate thawing of Pan Goatee or as one executive in the CIA put it, “A post-Cold War solution for a hot conflict.”

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday February 27th

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