Renfield Hears Devastating News

August 29, 2014 at 5:55 pm (Entertainment, Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

Renfield Hears Devastating News

Renfield R. Renfield was feeling really really depressed.

He had just found out that his favourite Japanese cartoon character Hello Kitty wasn’t really a cat.

To cure his depression, he decided to go down to Trafalgar Square and blow away pigeons with an Uzi sub machine gun.

While doing that, he unknowingly and inadvertently killed an ISIS terrorist who was plotting a terror attack in the square.

What a pity he hadn’t brought more ammunition he thought when he ran out of bullets.

Lord Nelson’s statue was probably sorry as well.

He went home wondering if he’d ever do anything that would win him a knighthood from the Queen.

He then sat at his computer and penned a nasty email to the creators of Hello Kitty in Japan.

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday August 29th

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