Top 10 Reasons Why Kim Jong-un Won’t Be Interviewed By David Letterman In New York City

December 21, 2014 at 9:01 pm (Commentary, Entertainment, Geopolitics and International Relations, Movies, News, Quotations and Sayings of Dracul Van Helsing, Television, TV Shows) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Top 10 Reasons Why Kim Jong-un Won’t Be Interviewed By David Letterman In New York City

#10. Is worried he’ll be forced to apologize if he throws a fit being served peanuts in a bag on a Korean Airlines flight to America

#9. He’s already seen most of the in-flight movies on his home computer screen

#8. Deathly afraid of subliminal swearing that might come through on his Sony headphones while in flight

#7. Doesn’t know where to go for Korean food in Times Square

#6. Very worried that New York City cab drivers won’t accept North Korean currency

#5. He’ll have to wait until next year to see the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Santa Claus Parade

#4. Is worried that he’ll be asked to perform the Gangnam Style dance by stupid New York City tourists mistaking him for South Korean pop star Psy

#3. Is very worried that pigeons in Central Park might mistake him for a statue

#2. Is deathly afraid that he might be assassinated by the CIA in the middle of a Stupid Pet Tricks routine on the Letterman Show

and the #1 reason why Kim Jong-un won’t be interviewed by David Letterman is

#1. He’s already been asked by Ellen DeGeneres

-A Top 10 List For
David Letterman
written by Christopher
Sunday December 21st
2014.

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4 Comments

  1. sherrieonthoughtsjournal said,

    Here is my new WP account. I will blog more in the next time. Now since Christmas is here we are pretty busy. And the holidays, of course. Will come here and read more of you, Chris! Missing your writing much.

    Take care! And see ya soon again!

    Sherrie de Valeria

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Looking forward to reading some of your writing here at WP, Sherrie. 🙂

      Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

      -Chris

  2. sherrieonthoughtsjournal said,

    Just read this now. Was bored to death by all the German Happy New Year cannels playing their folk songs everywhere! Gosh … I thought my ears bleed already. Hah!

    hahahaha … This had me laugh! Love the Gangnam reason, the pigeon, the CIA assination during the stupid Pet trick show on Letterman show! Most of all the reason No 1! Now that! Is! AWESOME!

    Can’t stop laughing! hahahaha ….

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      A little too much polka music for your liking on New Year’s eh, Sherrie?

      LOL !

      Glad you liked my 10 Reasons and had some personal favourites of your own. 🙂

      Have a wonderful 2015, my friend. 🙂

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