Haiku About Perry Mason

January 15, 2015 at 8:50 pm (Entertainment, Poetry, Television, TV Shows) (, , , , , , )

Haiku About Perry Mason

Yes Perry Mason
in court makes mincemeat out of
Hamilton Burger



  1. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    Policeman at Ambulance: [Seeing Mason rolling a woman on a gurney] Have an accident?
    Perry Mason: No, thank you.


    District Attorney Hamilton Burger: [arresting Douglas Keene] Come with me, Mr. Keene.
    Perry Mason: Oh don’t be so formal, Burger, just call him Aunt Effie.

    What a fine gentleman! Yes, he is! Indeed! LOL

  2. Mike said,

    It must be Punday again…groan

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Yes, pun-day!

      Fun for some.

      A real pun-ishment for others. 😉

      • Mike said,

        Life would be poorer without the humble pun DVH 😀

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