Haiku About Zombie Apocalypse (Those Living Dead Creatures Who Feed On Human Brains)

January 16, 2015 at 7:25 pm (Humour, Poetry) (, , , , )

Haiku About Zombie Apocalypse (Those Living Dead Creatures Who Feed On Human Brains)

Zombie on island
with Kim Kardashian so he
died of starvation



  1. Mike said,


  2. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    LOL hahaha … Even Zombie died when one of the Kardashian is nearby. What a terror … Perhaps the Hollywood should do a new horror series “The Walking Kardashian” vs. “The Walking Dead”.

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Now that’s a really good idea, Sherrie! 🙂

      It would just be the sort of horror/reality TV show that would be right up Hollywood’s alley.

      The announcer would say, “The Walking Kardashian vs. The Walking Dead. Can you spot the difference? And is there really a difference? On our first episode we talk to a plastic surgeon and liposuction witch doctor who works in the Beverly Hills Cemetery and who earns huge money giving tremendously humped booties to zombies so they can compete against Kim Kardashian in the selfies they post to Instagram and Twitter.”

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        In her world there are Booty Zombies that can kill! LOL If you see the booty, then you know its her zombies! hahahaha ….

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Yes, whereas zombies eat human brains through their mouths, Kim Kardashian feeds on zombie booties through her own booty!

      That’s why it’s so big. 😀

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        hahahaha … My grandma has booty and she always making fun of mine because I am skinny. I told her of the Kardashian and she said,”Who the hell is that?”

        Then I replied,”The one who wants to break the internet with her butt!” hahahaha … LOL

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      LOL !

      You should tell your grandma to make a music video and see if she can out-booty Kim Kardashian.


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