Is AI (Artificial Intelligence) A Threat To Humanity? – A News Bulletin

January 28, 2015 at 8:04 pm (Commentary, News, Quotations and Sayings of Dracul Van Helsing, Satire, Science, Technology) (, , , )

Is AI (Artificial Intelligence) A Threat To Humanity? – A News Bulletin

Radio news announcer: In a statement released today, Microsoft said that “Artificial Intelligence will not kill us.”
This bulletin just in… Microsoft owner Bill Gates has been found strangled by his robot butler after Gates refused to grant the robotic valet a night off for a date with a robotic lookalike of Shakira…


  1. bernquist said,

    Oh no! Huge killer robots at large! I must find my robot proof pants!!

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Lululemon has just announced a sale on robot proof yoga pants.

      And the founder of Lululemon has promised that these pants won’t make women look fat around the hips either as they’re being chased by killer robots.

      • bernquist said,

        Well if the hips look slender we can all rest easy. Like a dead mastadon.

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      You obviously dropped by a fitness center the week after New Year’s to see the size of the women exercising.

  2. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    And is Will Smith going to be there too? He will run down all the robot killers in minutes! LOL Is there a Kim Kardashian robot ass there too? hehehehe …

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Yes, Will Smith will save the world from all the killer robots.

      Oh my, a Kim Kardashian ass robot!

      That really would be scary.

      Although it might not be considered intelligent- of any sort- artificial or not. šŸ˜€

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