And The Wolf Shall Lie Down With A Bottle of Budweiser

January 30, 2015 at 7:09 pm (Commentary, News, Quotations and Sayings of Dracul Van Helsing, TV Commercials) (, , , , )

And The Wolf Shall Lie Down With A Bottle of Budweiser

Well some group is actually upset with a Super Bowl ad by Budweiser for showing a wolf approach a puppy in a threatening manner.

The group is asking people to call Budweiser and ask them to withdraw that part of the ad before this Sunday’s Super Bowl saying that wolves already receive enough bad PR.

I wonder if we’ll hear this news story on the radio soon:

A rabid animal rights activist was so angry when he heard about the ad, he pulled his truck over to call Budweiser and demand they withdraw that portion of the ad.
When he finished talking on the phone, he looked into the back of the cab of his truck and found a wolf had just eaten the puppy dog in the back he was bringing home to surprise his children.

Meanwhile in other news, a pro-shark group is demanding that Turner Classic Movies stop showing the 1975 Steven Spielberg film Jaws that shows sharks eating humans saying that sharks receive enough bad PR already.

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4 Comments

  1. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    hahahaha … And now what will happen to the Jaws and Big Bad Wolf? What is with the Pirahna? They had bad PR too. They ate people trying to cross over the otherside. 😛

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      That’s right.

      Wolves, sharks and piranhas all have bad PR.

      They’ll have to hire a Madison Avenue ad agency to improve their image.

      Maybe they can all join together-wolves, sharks and piranhas and start a rap singing rock group called The Singing Rappy Crappy Lawyers. 😀

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        Yeah, they should make a contest together.
        Wolves, Sharks & Piranhas Vs. The Bremen town musicians – the donkey, the hound, the cat and the rooster. LOL

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Now that would be a great contest to see!

      Gee, it’s been years since I read that story about the Bremen town musicians.

      I’d forgotten all about them until you mentioned it now.

      It was in an illustrated book of Grimm’s Fairy Tales that my parents had bought me when I was little.

      I remember in the same book there was a story about a tailor who had killed a bunch of flies.

      He got himself a shirt made up which said “7 At One Blow” if I remember correctly- a shirt that got him into a whole bunch of trouble. LOL !

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