Haiku About The Assassination of Boris Nemtsov In Moscow

February 28, 2015 at 8:38 pm (Commentary, Crime, Geopolitics and International Relations, Poetry) (, , , )

Haiku About The Assassination of Boris Nemtsov In Moscow

Boris Nemtsov slain
cold chill falls over Moscow
soon to freeze the blood

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Haiku About Leonard Nimoy R.I.P.

February 27, 2015 at 6:32 pm (Movies, Poetry, Science-Fiction, Television, TV Shows) (, , , , )

Haiku About Leonard Nimoy R.I.P.

Captain Kirk would say
Spock’s finally going home
Beam him up, O Lord.

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Haiku About The Loch Ness Monster

February 26, 2015 at 8:43 pm (Folklore, Poetry) (, , , , )

Haiku About The Loch Ness Monster

On Scottish waters
bagpipes play Nessie lifts head
seeking Scotch whisky

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Lilith In Cyprus

February 25, 2015 at 8:01 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Espionage, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

Lilith In Cyprus

The Israeli Mossad agent called the Controller of The Golem was on the island of Cyprus.

Russian President Vladimir Putin had signed an agreement with Cypriot President Nicos Anastasiades to grant Russia’s Navy access to Cypriot ports.

They were also negotiating the possibility of Russia using an air base on Cyprus.

The Controller of The Golem was here because he felt there was more to these negotiations than meets the eye.

As he walked the streets, he noticed a beautiful red-headed woman in a lavender green evening dress.

He immediately recognized her as the ancient Babylonian Vampiress Lilith.

What he wondered was she doing here?

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday February 25th

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Anubis In Rome

February 24, 2015 at 8:34 pm (Fantasy, Horror, Mythology, Science-Fiction, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Anubis In Rome

It was night time.

And the Egyptian jackal- headed god Anubis was walking the streets of Rome.

He was here because he had heard that the ancient Egyptian deity Osiris was now living here and he hoped to speak to him.

Anubis’ jackal head was a metallic cyborg looking jackal head.

He was stopped on the streets of Rome by some science-fiction loving nerd who still lived in his parents’ basement (as original Star Trek TV series star William Shatner once observed about all science-fiction loving nerds) who asked him for his autograph.

Anubis signed a piece of paper for the man and the science-fiction loving nerd expressed surprise that he looked so much like the Anubis depicted in the movie Stargate with his metallic cyborg looking jackal head.

Anubis walked on.

He had never seen the movie Stargate.

The reason he had a metallic cyborg looking jackal head was because a couple of weeks ago he had made the mistake of visiting Libya where he had been captured by ISIS (the Islamist terrorist group not the ancient Egyptian goddess) who thought he was a Coptic Christian and beheaded his original flesh-and-blood jackal head.

What low intelligence these ISIS supporters must have, Anubis thought at the time.

Mistaking him an ancient Egyptian deity for a Coptic Christian.

Since he was a super vampiric super immortal, the act of beheading him did not kill him.

Instead he took his severed head and flew to London (much to the discomfort of flight attendants and his fellow passengers) and then clandestinely met Dr. Cadbury Rocher who was the chief research scientist for the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set aka the ancient Egyptian god of storms, the desert, chaos and war.

The meeting was clandestine because Anubis didn’t want Dr. Rocher’s boss Set to know about it.

Anubis’ severed head had deteriorated somewhat by the time it reached Dr. Rocher.

So Dr. Rocher put it in a special chemical solution for preservation until he had figured out a way it could be repaired.

In the meantime, Dr. Rocher gave Anubis a metallic cyborg looking jackal head as a replacement.

Dr. Rocher had obviously seen the movie Stargate, Anubis thought to himself as he walked the streets of Rome in search of Osiris.

His metallic cyborg eyes weren’t as good as his natural jackal eyes Anubis thought to himself as he bumped into a street lamp and asked it, “Excuse me but are you Osiris by any chance?”.

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday February 24th

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Pan Goatee’s Rap Song

February 23, 2015 at 11:19 pm (Horror, Mystery/horror, Mythology, Poetry, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Pan Goatee’s Rap Song

The genetically created half- man half goat satyr serial killer Pan Goatee who worked as a hired assassin for the U.S. government had some spare time on his hands so he decided to write his own rap song about the upcoming lunar new year the Year of the Ram:

Hey how’s it going my friends
don’t swim too deep
or you’ll get the bends
They call this new year the Year of the Ram
which I’ll toast
with peanut butter and jam
Now some say it’s the Year of the Sheep
the creature who followed Little Bo Peep
others like me say that it’s the Year of the Goat
you better agree or I’ll slash your throat.
Now the god Pan’s death was announced to Tiberius on the isle of Capri
I’ll continue rapping as I take this pee
and as you can see the god Pan is back from the dead
So don’t act like your eyes be full of lead
I am he, you fools
I’ve got the tools
Goats’ hooves for feet
which is kind of neat
and I’ve also got furry goats’ legs
while my human arms carry these beer kegs
Yep, Pan is back
out of the sack
and I’m here to raise Hell
now ain’t that swell?

-A Pan Goatee rap song
written by Christopher
for his vampire novel
Monday February 23rd

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Haiku About The Rainbow

February 22, 2015 at 8:15 pm (Poetry) (, , )

Haiku About The Rainbow

Rainbow gleams in sky
seems real but is elusive
like its pot of gold

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Haiku About Oliver Twist

February 21, 2015 at 7:51 pm (Literature, Poetry) (, , , , )

Haiku About Oliver Twist

The boy wanted more
met Fagin and Dodger then
finally got home

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Anubis In London

February 20, 2015 at 6:37 pm (Horror, Mystery/horror, Mythology, Vampire novel) (, , , )

Anubis In London

Quite often when Renfield R. Renfield was on his walks through downtown London, he’d encounter a homeless person who often wore a cardboard sign around his neck sporting a clever slogan in hopes that this would inspire people to give him money.

He of course had given up on Renfield ever giving him money a long long time ago.

Today however Renfield noticed the man wearing a cardboard sign around his neck that sported the slogan NOT DEAD YET.

Renfield was so impressed by the slogan, he actually reached into his pocket…

… while the homeless man blinked in sheer astonishment…

… and pulled out…

… a gun…

… and shot him…

Renfield then stood over the body and used a felt marker pen to cross out the words NOT DEAD YET and wrote I AM NOW.

He then walked into a pub that made a particularly good steak and beef heart pie to buy one to take home.

As he walked out of the pub, he noticed a figure wearing a metallic cyborg looking jackal head standing over the homeless man and cutting out his heart.

As the figure stood up and walked past Renfield, the metallic cyborg looking jackal head bore the facial features of the ancient Egyptian god Anubis.

“Wow, that’s weird,” Renfield thought to himself as he bit into his steak and beef heart pie, “I didn’t know Anubis was a cyborg.”

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday February 20th

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Red Along The Snow: A Haiku

February 19, 2015 at 6:23 pm (Poetry) (, )

Red Along The Snow: A Haiku

Red along the snow
drops of blood against crisp white
snowman’s broken heart

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