Whose Secret Weapon?
Whose Secret Weapon?
Russian President Vladimir Putin was in his office in Moscow getting a briefing on the ceasefire in eastern Ukraine.
“Mr. President,” the head of the Russian FSB spoke, “the illegal rogue government in Kiev has a new secret weapon that’s been attacking our troops… I mean… our allies.”
“Secret weapon?” Putin perked up his ears.
“Yes, a werewolf, believe it or not,” the FSB head grimaced, “Fortunately our side has a few silver bullets in our arsenal to protect against American witchcraft. We’ve fired but sadly have missed the mark.”
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Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko was in his office in Kiev getting a briefing on how the ceasefire was holding up in eastern Ukraine.
“Mr. President,” the Minister of Defence spoke, “Russian troops posing as volunteers have a new secret weapon that’s been attacking our troops- a werewolf.”
“A werewolf?” Poroshenko dropped a perogie off his fork.
“Yes,” the Minister of Defence took a sip of tea in an effort to show the cabinet that he had not been drinking anything stronger, “Fortunately our side have a few silver bullets in our arsenal to protect against Siberian shamanic witchcraft. We’ve fired but sadly have missed the mark.”
To be continued.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday February 17th
2015.
Sherrie de Valeria said,
February 18, 2015 at 6:13 am
Hah! I hope they are not the Twilight Werewolves! LOL hehehe …
draculvanhelsing said,
February 18, 2015 at 4:01 pm
LOL !
Oh God, if they were the Twlight werewolves, may all the armies of the world go in there with silver bullets and finish them off.
LOL !