Renfield and Nimrod

February 18, 2015 at 8:32 pm (Mystery, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Renfield and Nimrod

Renfield R. Renfield was spending Ash Wednesday by heavily smoking tons of cigarettes and spilling ash all over the living room carpet which no doubt would upset Athelstan (the butler and valet to their employer the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set) when he discovered it.

He was also busy hacking into the computers of the NSA (America’s National Security Agency) to discover what they were up to.

“Great Heavens,” Renfield exclaimed to his friend and fellow co-employee Amadeus Emanon, “the NSA have apparently got Nimrod’s perfectly preserved dead body in one of their secret labs outside Washington DC.”

“Nimrod from the Old Testament?” Amadeus looked up, “The guy who built the Tower of Babel?”.

“The same,” Renfield sampled an Iraqi tuna fish sandwich from his delicatessen bought multicultural tuna fish sandwich plate featuring tuna fish sandwiches from all over the globe.

“And the body is perfectly preserved, you say?” Amadeus was shocked.

“Yes,” Renfield nodded, “it was apparently found in a U.F.O. that had crashed in the Arctic seas not far from the northern Canadian hamlet of Tuktoyaktuk last December.”

(For more on the background on the U.F.O. crash near Tuktoyaktuk, please read here:


“So Nimrod was in a U.F.O and it was the crash that killed him?” Amadeus wondered inwardly what that would do to the U.F.O. craft’s owner’s interplanetary vehicular insurance rates- they’d probably rise out of this world.

“Apparently,” Renfield looked at his computer, “so Nimrod must have been taken up into the heavens like Enoch and Elijah were. Only the Bible didn’t mention Nimrod’s trip into the heavens.”

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday February 18th


  1. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    It was said in the somewhere in the bible that the Wheels that came for Enoch was in the form like what we thought like the UFO. Well, who knows, right?

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Yes, since we weren’t there, we can’t definitively say what translated Enoch into the heavens.

      Although from the description, some say it resembles a UFO.

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        Yes, only Enoch & Elijah are the duos who never die and God pick them up with the Wheels.

        11 As they were walking along and talking together, suddenly a chariot of fire and horses of fire appeared and separated the two of them, and Elijah went up to heaven in a whirlwind. 12 Elisha saw this and cried out, “My father! My father! The chariots and horsemen of Israel!” And Elisha saw him no more. Then he took hold of his garment and tore it in two.

        2 Kings 2:11-13
        13 Elisha then picked up Elijah’s cloak that had fallen from him and went back and stood on the bank of the Jordan. 14 He took the cloak that had fallen from Elijah and struck the water with it. “Where now is the Lord, the God of Elijah?” he asked. When he struck the water, it divided to the right and to the left, and he crossed over.

        Funny is that even in the Egyptian ancient religion that when the Spirits are taken up from the Dead or the Living, it is also in the form of the fiery wheels & chariots. Coincidence, perhaps? Those are called as “Mer-ka-ba” if I am not mistaken.

      • draculvanhelsing said,

        Yes, merkaba was the term if I remember correctly.

        I took a course in A History of Judaism and the Jewish People in university and I believe merkaba was the term my professor used for “fiery chariots”.

        I also took a course in Kabbalah and The Occult from the same professor which also was very interesting.

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        It is almost something like this in Ezekiel’s Wheels. At that time no one knows it is UFO. It was known as Wheels of God or Angels – but in our new era today we called it as the Ring of UFO. So, what if God and His angels are alien? What is the differences, anyway? 🙂

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Angel means “messenger”. So some ETs could be messengers in the Bible just like the great spirit beings Michael, Gabriel and Raphael are messengers although those 3 are more than just messengers.

      But God is much more than an angel or ET.

      He is the creator of the universe.

      Back in 2002, I hypothesized that the great end times deception Saint Paul talked about in II Thessalonians would be that the claim would be made that the God of the Bible was just an ET and not the Creator of the Universe.

      Then 10 years later in 2012 when I moved to Vancouver and got the History Channel with its program Ancient Aliens, I discovered that this agenda is now actually being promoted.

      Then there are a couple of Jesuit nutcases out at a Vatican astronomical observatory on a mountain in Arizona who claim that Jesus is just a “star child” – a son of an ET- with Mary presumably being impregnated in an alien abduction instead of conceiving by the Holy Spirit.

      And my biggest fear is that Jesuit Pope Francis might believe such nonsense.

      A few of my ultra-traditionalist Roman Catholic friends are starting to wonder if Pope Francis isn’t the False Prophet of Chapter 13 of the Apocalypse.

      I don’t know but if Pope Francis were suddenly to proclaim that Jesus is a “star child” – the son of an ET- and the god of the Bible was only an ET and not the creator of the Universe, then I would suddenly have to start agreeing with my ultra-tradionalist Catholic friends.

  2. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    It can be scary. But what scares me is that … as I wrote my ghostly writing on “The Ghost of Cara Lane” about the Pan God, the Goat … I realized I wrote something about the “birth of the New Age” and I wonder with all the happenings in the world right now were being forseen before by one of the proclaimer of Jesus (forgot his name) but I remembered I read his book in the 90’s. His vision which he foretold of the coming years now in between the 2014-2015 and that the war starts first in Europe and then the Middle East.

    Later he predicted of the coming fall of the world economic that starts first in Europe and then then USA and Asia. He predicted more of gruesome nature catastrophe of which has never happen in the past.

    There are war in Ukraine and then the coming of ISIS. And the world economy ALL went down the abyss and then the EBOLA case. And then the whole world’s weather went mad from the strongest earthquake to the tornados, the heavy snowing and ice rain, and the flood, tsunami. And there were few years back where the fishes were dead in the rivers and the flocks of birds just dropped down dead – just like that – dropped from the sky. It was all over the news and flooded the Youtube site.

    It was freaking crazy and creepy! And it is getting creepier now.

    Speaking about the Pope, there was rumors that said that God condemned the new Pope and the church for the fall of LOADS of priests – and there are more hidden brutal cases were put into the light for all the world to see. Do you remember when the last Pope resigned and there were twice the lightnigh hit the dome? That was scary! It reminds me of the series of Stephen King – “Under The Dome”.

    I do not believe that all of these are COINCIDENCE – I believe in the coming New Age has just begin. You know, when I wrote this ghost story of Cara and the past histories of the kingdom of Rome, of Jesus, of Pan God – it is not that of imagination or illussion. I wrote accordingly to the researches I did and it does make sense in many ways.

    I know that as a Christian that God has forbid many knowledge to be made known to us “the human beings” because HE has his reason. Those fallen angels that came down to sleep with the human women, had taught the humans all different crafts and skills forbid by God and more than half of these fallen Angels were chained and thrown into the dark abyss for what they did. They have been condemned for loving the human women and God told them that their children will die and receive no salvatio because their children are condemned to rot in hell in the first place. God does not want them.

    Kind of harsh, don’t you think? I wonder for whatever purpose the Lord has to create us and love us more than his angels, I want to know the REASONS on that … And Jesus died for us humankind … Imagine that. And yet, even though knowing that Jesus is the Son of God, still the Devil came to him in the desert and tempted him like …

    4 Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted[a] by the devil. 2 After fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry. 3 The tempter came to him and said, “If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread.”

    Matthew 4:1-11
    4 Jesus answered, “It is written: ‘Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.’[b]”

    5 Then the devil took him to the holy city and had him stand on the highest point of the temple. 6 “If you are the Son of God,” he said, “throw yourself down. For it is written:

    “‘He will command his angels concerning you,
    and they will lift you up in their hands,
    so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.’[c]”

    7 Jesus answered him, “It is also written: ‘Do not put the Lord your God to the test.’[d]”

    8 Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. 9 “All this I will give you,” he said, “if you will bow down and worship me.”

    10 Jesus said to him, “Away from me, Satan! For it is written: ‘Worship the Lord your God, and serve him only.’[e]”

    11 Then the devil left him, and angels came and attended him.

    Imagine what the Devil offered to the Son of GOD??? He showed his own Kingdom on Earth to Jesus and offering him all of that???? How the HELL DID HE DO THAT??? I always asked myself that the whole years as I came for the Bible study since I was a child. And no priests can answer me that. I was sacked from the class later because I am asking too much questions and the priest told my parents that I have a tough possessed by the devil. I was in shock of that!

    I remembered I told that priest (the last priest of that Bible study course) that if Jesus is to be there, HE will hold me in the arms and not pushing me away for children are the first to enter Heaven. And he’s NOT! The priest was so upset and angry at me that he cursed me to be such an insulent creature of satan in front of the class and the kids were in shock to hear that from a holy man! He condemned a child of 14 for that.

    Great, huh … What a life experiences for me back in those days ….

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Yes, there are certainly lots of signs in the world that we are at the end of the age.

      The children of humans and angels are like the chimera hybrids they’re creating in genetics labs these days or genetically modified foods to an extreme degree- they’re not meant to be.

      The reason Jesus was tempted by the Devil is because He’s true man as well as True God.

      If humans are tempted by the Devil, then Jesus must be too to show His true humanity.

      As for the kingdoms of the world I always wondered if the Devil took Him to a mountain on the moon by which He saw the entire earth or the mountain he took Him to had some sort of cosmic portal by which all the kingdoms of past, present and future were shown Him.

      Sounds like the priests in your Bible study courses had serious psychological problems, cursing a child just because they didn’t have the answers themselves to your questions.

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