Renfield, Lilith and The Frog Prince

March 5, 2015 at 7:28 pm (Humour, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Renfield, Lilith and The Frog Prince

Renfield R. Renfield was on his computer while Amadeus Emanon was doing a jigsaw puzzle.

“I wonder why everyone is getting excited by that photo of a weasel riding a woodpecker’s back,” Renfield mused aloud, “when this photo of a low cut evening dress vampiress with nice knockers flying over West Virginia with a frog in between her cleavage is so much more interesting… to say nothing of being much more arousing.”

“Well I see that photo has become serious competition for Viagra,” Amadeus commented as a certain part of Renfield’s anatomy knocked over the coffee table.

Amadeus went over to Renfield’s computer and looked at the photo.

“I believe that’s the ancient Babylonian Vampiress Lilith isn’t it?” Amadeus asked.

“Wow, you’re right!” Renfield was impressed.

He had only given his protege Amadeus the book An Illustrated Encyclopedia of Vampiresses to look at the night before.

“I wonder who the lucky frog in between her cleavage is?” Renfield felt jealous of the little amphibian.

“I have no idea,” Amadeus went back to his jigsaw puzzle of the Tower of Babel.

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday March 5th



  1. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    This frog? I thought it would be the Ninja Turtle! LOL

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      LOL !

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        I remembered very well you posted this pic at one of your blog at Xanga. That pic is/was awesome! hehe … LOL

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      oh yeah. 🙂

      I remember that pic.

      It was pretty easy to post pics at Xanga.

      I can’t seem to do it at WordPress since they changed the format a few years ago.

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        It is easy to post pics here, actually. People were struggling to post it and no one seems to know how to do it. At first I did GOOGLE on HOW to Embed or Post Pictures in WordPress Comment section. But I found NO ONE can do this and there is this PLUGIN that allows you to do it.
        I did download it and IT NEVER WORKS! Duh! My notebook does not approve the programe installed – so I un-installed it.

        What you can do is to do is this … First, choose one of your blog and purposely commented on your own blog. Just write anything short (nothing serious) – and then go back again to your comment just now and CLICK EDIT the note you wrote just now.

        And then you are brought into another Window where you can Edit your own Comment (Only you can edit your own comment in your own Blogsite because you are the Administrator).

        After that you erase the note you wrote before and you choose one tiny button that says “img”. Just click that button ‘img’ and there will be a small window of URL appear.

        Then, you choose any pictures in the Internet you want to post, copy the URL of it and then paste this URL address in the img “URL” box. No need to do anything extra.

        Then, you just save your comment by clicking “UPDATE”.

        That picture will appear on your comment box.

        After that you just go to one of my blog and just paste the URL address of that picture which you put in your comment section in my Comment box. And POST COMMENT!

        Just try! It is so EASY! The picture will appear.

        I cannot understand why it is so difficult for so many people here to post pic. hehe …

        If I see you post one picture in my comment box, I know you succeeded it! 🙂

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Thanks, Sherrie. 🙂

      I suppose whatever blogging format appears on my iPhone, I can’t edit my comments on my own blog.

      Just like I can’t like your comments on my own blog (even though I like all your comments). I can only click Like comments on your blog.

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        That did happened to me too, the last time. And that was on my Ipad. Uh, that irritates me, really. So, when I am at home, I rather prefer to open my notebook and all features work there better. So, I rather use my pc then. 🙂

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Yes, I wish my iMac Desktop didn’t have such a nasty virus.

      I’m only able to use it once in a while.

      Then I could try it on my desktop.

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