The Pirate Timothy McGann: A Poem

March 10, 2015 at 7:13 pm (Children's Story, Humour, Poetry) (, )

The Pirate Timothy McGann: A Poem

He was the toughest pirate e’er to sail the Seven Seas
He could get the sails goin’ with the power of his sneeze
He always kept a can of black pepper close at hand
so when the King’s Navy came close, up his nose it went and out sailed his ship as fast as it can
That’s why King George never caught the pirate Timothy McGann.

-A poem written by Christopher
Tuesday March 10th 2015.

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4 Comments

  1. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    So you just discovered his secret weapon of black pepper? Oh so now I know that I’ve learned it all wrong in history. lol

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Yes, black pepper was his secret.

      It sure must have been one heck of a sneeze.

      LOL !

  2. Nicholas C. Rossis said,

    Lol – that was brilliant šŸ˜€

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