March Madness- Much More Than Just Basketball

March 16, 2015 at 7:31 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Espionage, International Intrigue, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

March Madness- Much More Than Just Basketball

MI-6 Agent Diablos Nocturna (that was his code name) was having a meeting with Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol.

On the TV screen in the meeting room were video images of Russian President Vladimir Putin working out in a gym in Saint Petersburg Russia.

The Russian President held up a sign that said Rumours of My Death Are Greatly Exaggerated.

Behind him, one of his aides held up a sign that said Rumours of His Having To Make New Paternity Payments Are Also Greatly Exaggerated.

But Diablos Nocturna and Peter Whitstable were not meeting to discuss the recent disappearance of Vladimir Putin from public view.

They were here to discuss the latest happenings with the ancient Babylonian Vampiress Lilith.

A year ago, Whitstable had discovered that the Vampiress Lilith had formed a secret alliance with the demon Asmodeus to destroy the nation of Israel.

Diablos Nocturna had been the first person in the Intelligence community to believe Whitstable’s story.

Having been a professional vampire hunter prior to joining MI-6, the man code named Diablos Nocturna was well aware of things supernatural.

Later the Mossad agent called The Controller of The Golem also came to believe Whitstable’s story.

But only after Lilith had tried to seduce the Controller’s rabbi when he was in a mikveh ritual bath.

Diablos told Whitstable that the Vampiress Lilith had brought the Biblical figure of Nimrod back to life by performing mouth-to-mouth on his dead body in a secret U.S. government lab.

However something had gone wrong with the antidote to death potion given her by the South African witch doctor Dr. Sterling Makabo.

The potion had done something to Nimrod’s DNA and had changed him into a frog.

“Since then,” Diablos informed Whitstable, “Lilith and Nimrod have been seen in several world capitals including Ankara Turkey and Berlin Germany.”

“I’d be curious to know who your source is that’s keeping all these tabs on Lilith and Nimrod,” Whitstable declared.

“It’s none other than the ancient Anglo-Saxon Vampiress Eostre,” replied Diablos.

“Isn’t that the Vampiress who’s able to shape shift into a bunny rabbit?” Whitstable asked.

“That’s the one,” Diablos nodded.

“When she’s in her bunny form,” Whitstable adjusted his glasses, “is it true she can lay multicoloured Easter eggs?”

“Well I don’t know, Peter, I’ve never really asked her,” Diablos smiled, “the next time I see her, do you want me to ask her?”.

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday March 16th
2015.

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2 Comments

  1. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    If not a demon, then keep the frog in the cage. As a pet! 🙂

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      A pet frog eh?

      One who can give instructions on how to build the Tower of Babel in your own back yard. 😀

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