Renfield Wants To Do A TV Ad
Renfield Wants To Do A TV Ad
Renfield R. Renfield was sporting a huge bruise as a result of being hit over the head by a spiked stiletto high-heeled shoe wielded by the Egyptian Vampiress Isis this past Thursday night.
It was a good thing he had been wearing a wig that made him look like Bruce Jenner on a bad hair day or otherwise the bruise might have been even worse.
“I wonder why Jaguar never asked me to do a TV commercial advertising their cars like they did Dr. Cadbury Rocher,” Renfield mused aloud as he held a beef steak over his head.
“Don’t know,” Amadeus Emanon shrugged as he watched the frozen beef steak melting on Renfield’s forehead.
“I think I’d be excellent at doing commercials,” sighed Renfield.
“Well you have the ability to shapeshift into a hamster, why don’t you apply to do a TV ad for KIA motors since they have hamsters in their TV commercials?” Amadeus suggested.
“That’s an excellent idea,” Renfield went over to his computer to google the nearest KIA motors dealership.
To be continued.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday March 21st
2015.
Dracul Van Helsing 
Sherrie de Valeria said,
March 22, 2015 at 4:21 am
haha … The hamster! I miss this story of him shapeshifting. What would a hamster do in a motor commercials? 🙂
draculvanhelsing said,
March 22, 2015 at 3:56 pm
Lots of things.
In a lab as scientists.
On the red carpet at a movie premiere.
They show hamsters acting like humans in Kia car commercials in North America. 🙂
Sherrie de Valeria said,
March 23, 2015 at 11:11 am
And they have the habits to bite cabels as well! Uh, la, la! Like the 50 Shades of Hamster – with all the cables binding – in the lab! Oh, yeah … hehehehe … 🙂 But please … without Bruce Jenner!
draculvanhelsing said,
March 23, 2015 at 3:57 pm
No, there will be no Bruce Jenner hamsters appearing.
And no Kim Kardashians either making total asses of themselves.