The Corgi Who Started A Conga Line: A Poem

March 22, 2015 at 6:54 pm (Humour, Poetry) (, , , )

The Corgi Who Started A Conga Line: A Poem

A corgi once started a conga line
Now isn’t that something wild and fine
Her Majesty had left the palace door open
and the wee corgi didn’t feel like mopin’
so out the door he went
for a time well spent
he walked the palace grounds
and listened for cannon sounds
but no 21-gun salutes today
so the corgi walked come what may
and then his little legs decided to hop
and he found that he couldn’t stop
with a hop here
and a hop there
but palace guards didn’t stare
They were busy looking straight ahead
The corgi may as well have laid down dead
“Come join me in my conga line” his little legs said
but the guards remained passive as if stoned on med
so the corgi danced and danced
tiny legs pranced and pranced
but the wee corgi danced alone
his image caught on a smart phone
The corgi who started a conga line
and later joined the Queen to dine
eating sausages that taste divine.

-A poem written by Christopher
Sunday March 22nd 2015.



  1. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    What a very corgi poem with a touch of conga essence. So excellent, Chris! 🙂

  2. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    Oh, your conga-conga remind me of Bunga Bunga party where Silvio Berlusconi danced and dance, pranced and pranced but not alone. He was with the dirty police woman. 😛 LOL

  3. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    hahahaha … Awesome! The Operatta. My fav part was where the tiny Berlusconi in between her breast. What if he do Bunga2x party with One Night with Paris! LOL That would be a scandal – once more. And with Bruce Jenner in the background! hahahaha …

    Love that photo montage, Chris! 🙂

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Thanks very much, Sherrie. 🙂

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Yes, One Night With Paris- with Paris Hilton and the Kardashian sisters.

      And guest appearance by Bruce Jenner with Bruce Jenner appearing as Dr. Jenner and Mrs. Hyde except Mrs. Hyde hides no more.

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