Why Atlantis Sank: A Poem

April 11, 2015 at 6:43 pm (Commentary, Folklore, Mythology, News, Poetry, Satire) (, , , , , , )

Why Atlantis Sank: A Poem

An ET in the shape of a praying mantis
landed on the island of Atlantis
and taught the people there
wireless signals in the air
which led them to neglect change of underwear
The land was so overwhelmed by the stink
that the climate started to shrink
and the mountain glaciers melted
and the ground under hail was pelted
and the island finally sank under tsunami at sea
while Atlantean politicians awaited further study.

-A poem written by Christopher
Saturday April 11th 2015.

10 Comments

  1. Mary Michelle Scott said,

    This is too funny!

  2. digestibleink said,

    I needed a grin. This was a great write.And the politicians are still at it.

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Thank you. ๐Ÿ™‚

      And of course all that political hot air flowing into the atmosphere is adding to all that climate change.

  3. Andrew M Ferrell said,

    hilarious

  4. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    hahaha … If you are a historian of the past and made your report like this in your books, I wonder what the modern world of today would say. LOL

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Mainstream archaeology might ignore it.

      We’d probably find out about it on the History Channel program Ancient Aliens.

      Someone would interview Erich Von Daniken and he’d say “Why has a pair of ancient alien astronaut underwear never been found? It’s because they never changed their underwear. They died wearing their underwear. Show me an ancient ET’s body and I’ll show you a pair of ancient ET underwear.”

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        hahahaha … For real? I wonder if there is a need to wear underwear for them? My nephew once had a gigantic underwear and I asked him why his underwear so big (when I helped his mom with the laundry).

        And he laughs! “Because it can be so airy that way. Down there!” And his Mom hit the back of the boy’s head after that. hahaha …

        To think of it, maybe that is why the Ancient Aliens has no underwear to be found anywhere … It is just they need it to be airy down there! hahaha …

        Gosh … wondering of Kardashian ass – if they need the underwear? Anyway, Kim want her naked butt to break the Internet! LOL

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Yes, I can well imagine the announcer on Ancient Aliens saying, “Were Kim Kardashian’s extra large buttocks created as a result of genetic manipulation by extraterrestrials like ancient alien astronaut theorists believe?”.

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