Abe Lincoln’s Shooting 150 Years On: Renfield’s Commentary

April 14, 2015 at 8:22 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, News, Satire, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Abe Lincoln’s Shooting 150 Years On: Renfield’s Commentary

Amadeus Emanon was listening to the radio because his friend Renfield R. Renfield was doing a guest editorial commentary on a local London radio station.

Said Renfield on the radio: For those too young to remember, it was 150 years ago tonight that Abraham Lincoln was shot while attending a performance of Our American Cousin at Ford’s Theatre in Washington D.C.

I don’t know if the audience received refunds when the rest of the evening’s performance was cancelled.

Today no doubt they’d be selling their tickets on eBay or Craigslist.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday April 14th
2015.

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8 Comments

  1. rennydiokno2015 said,

    Reblogged this on rennydiokno.com.

  2. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    Ouch.

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Yes as George Costanza on Seinfeld used to say, “That’s gotta hurt.”

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      That’s what Kim Kardashian would have said if she had been alive back then and got in the way during the performance.

      Mind you if her large fanny had gotten in the way, she’d have probably saved Lincoln’s life.

      Of course, her butt would never have been the same again.

  3. Nicholas C. Rossis said,

    Never though of that, but I’m sure they would!

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