Baltimore and The End of America

April 28, 2015 at 7:10 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Baltimore and The End of America

Russian President Vladimir Putin and the Babylonian Vampiress Lilith were watching the Baltimore riots on television.

“A house divided against itself cannot stand,” Putin recalled Abraham Lincoln’s words as he watched the riots unfold on the TV screen.

“Yes,” the Vampiress Lilith nodded as she stood in her green silk evening dress, “you’ve already won the Third World War, Vladimir. No need for you to destroy America. America has already destroyed itself from within.”

Putin chewed his fingernails as he reflected on Lilith’s words.

“You could if you want to,” Lilith said, “move and take not only eastern Ukraine but also Kiev itself and all of Ukraine. You could take all of Central and Eastern Europe and even Germany itself. And establish a new European wide Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. And America would do nothing.”

Putin looked at Lilith.

“America would do nothing,” Lilith reiterated, “Oh, Arizona Sen. John McCain would probably give a speech in the U.S. Senate in which he’d go totally ballistic. U. S. President Barack Obama would probably make a guest appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live (shutting down LA streets and freeways in the Presidential motorcade process pissing off and making irate loads of LA motorists) and say what a nasty unpleasant fellow that Vladimir Putin is while the audience applauds and Jimmy Kimmel checks his live tweet updates. Bruce Jenner will issue a statement saying that he won’t be seeking any transgender treatments in Russia. And Kim Kardashian will moon the Russian Ambassador in Washington DC. But other than that, America will do nothing.”

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday April 28th


  1. Randstein said,

    I think Lilith is also an Oracle. She nailed it.

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Yes, she’s definitely an oracle all right. šŸ˜€

      Her shrine will become as famous as the one at Delphi.

  2. Nicholas C. Rossis said,

    Now, now, the end of US hegemony has been touted before, but mercifully it’s not yet time for all that yet. Plus, Cameron would fight them in the streets, would fight them in the hills and would fight them on the beaches. Basically, anything to avoid having any extra immigrants arrive to the UK.

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Yes, Cameron definitely wouldn’t want more immigrants coming to the UK.

      And all he would have to offer is blood, toil, tears and sweat since the British NHS would probably collapse under the onslaught of all those immigrants.

      • Nicholas C. Rossis said,

        Just think of the handouts and benefits they’d demand (oh, wait; research suggests immigrants actually add to the social security coffers. Well, research must be wrong).

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Nigel Farage would definitely say all that research is wrong. šŸ˜€

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Alex Salmond would welcome all those immigrants to Scotland provided they’d pledge to vote Yes in the next referendum on Scottish independence.

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      LOL !

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