.DREAM.ON.THE.SOUTH.PACIFIC.ISLAND. (for Hyperium Sturm & Dracul Van Helsing)

July 12, 2015 at 7:58 am (Uncategorized)

Here’s a poem my friend, Sherrie wrote about me and a fellow WordPress blogger Daniel (aka Randstein aka HyperionSturm) and her visiting a South Pacific island.

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19 Comments

  1. Randstein said,

    The Adventures of the Three Blogeteers – A Novel. I can see it’s going to be a best seller already. 🙂

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Yes written under the pen name of Alexander Dumush (short for doing magic mushrooms).

      • Randstein said,

        Don’t stop, Chris. Our story is getting more interesting every time you comment on it 🙂

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      After consulting with Michelangelo the genetically created psychic lobster down at the Set Enterprises lab (while Renfield was busy banging an undocumented female Mexican worker amid cries of “Yes! Yes! Yes!” and “Donald Trump doesn’t know what he’s talking about!”), I was informed by the said lobster that a gentleman from south-western France will eventually wish to join our group and become the 4th Blogoteer.
      The said gentleman will hold a Ph.D in tango dancing (having performed the last tango in Paris) and coincidentally will have the name of Doc Tango.

      • Randstein said,

        Bwaaaa haaaa haaaa! Awesomeness abounds. We need T-shirts and light sabers. I’m not sold on the ballet tights yet. I guess it depends on the color. 🙂

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Possibly no tutus for three of the 4 Blogoteers.

      • Randstein said,

        Ha ha ha! I will imagine Sherrie wearing a TuTu with the stiff ruffles that stick straight out disguising it’s purpose as a close quarter cutting weapon of choice in the occasional grapple with evil doers. Her excellent martial arts skills will make the leaping spin something even the Kraken would step away in fear of. Krakens are pretty tame after their tentacles and testicles are removed by the guillotine TuTu. Of course, she may want to refer to more traditional methods of Kraken mitigation. 🙂 What say you fair Sherrie? Shall it be the cutting TuTu or the sting of your mighty sword and pen? Oh, Sorry….I get away from myself sometimes.

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Yes, her guillotine TuTu will cause tongues to wag and heads to roll. 🙂

      • Randstein said,

        Bwaa haaa haa! I got a good visual on that. 🙂 I couldn’t resist so the next dragon tale that comes out Monday has the three of us sailing in the South Pacific to the island Pulau Seraja trying to outrun the Kraken. 🙂

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Looking forward to reading that, Daniel. 🙂

      • Randstein said,

        I envision an epic tale centered on the mysterious power of puns and buns and other forms of nebulous fun.

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      The pun’s the thing
      wherein I’ll catch the Kraken that can sing.

      • Randstein said,

        Those Kraken are popping up all over the place these days. One is bound to be the one with the gifted voice.

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      No doubt a singing kraken will appear on a new reality TV show called The Ocean’s Got Talent.

      • Randstein said,

        LOL! I can see Simon Cowell’s skeptical glare before the Kraken cuts loose with Ave Maria. 🙂

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      And Simon Cowell’s adjudication will be like what he subconsciously thought after hearing Susan Boyd, “You’re ugly but you’ve got the voice of an angel.”

      • draculvanhelsing said,

        That should read Susan Boyle not Boyde.

      • Randstein said,

        Whodda thunk a Kraken would also produce such angelic intonations. I take a crack at the Kraken in Monday’s post of which you and Sherrie have starring roles. After Monday’s event, the Kraken will sing in a very high tenor.

      • draculvanhelsing said,

        I take it the poor Kraken won’t have known the words or even the tune to the Malaysian National Anthem. 😀

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