Cthulhu Reborn

July 15, 2015 at 7:09 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, Mystery/horror, Poetry, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

Cthulhu Reborn

“When the stars align, Cthulhu will rise again to resume his dominion over the Earth, ushering in an age of unfrenzied abandon. Humankind will be “free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and reveling and killing in joy.”

-Transhumanist Mark Dery
celebrating the rise of H.P. Lovecraft’s
Cosmic Monster

“Release the Kraken!”

-Zeus, The Clash of The Titans, 1981

“What happened to an Englishman in the South Pacific the day the U.S. dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima was revealed in a poem.”

-Diablos Nocturna,
MI-6 Specialist in
investigating the role
of the occult, the paranormal
and the supernatural
in Geopolitics and International

Here is the poem:


“All good tales have a sequel.”

-Some Hollywood movie producer counting his box office profits after the release of yet another summer blockbuster.

Cthulhu Reborn: A Poem

It was a beautiful day on the South Pacific
a day three friends thought terrific
but as they talked and sailed about
eating buns and sauerkraut
the Kraken followed Medusa who could now walk on water
much to the amazement of a totally lost sea otter
Then Medusa dived beneath the waves
having lost her snake hair, she was fair to gaze
So love-smitten Kraken followed her down
and when he couldn’t find her, he wore a frown
Then he saw a red dragon at the bottom of the sea
a dragon with buried heart at wounded knee
And the dragon approached and the two merged into one
a merger that darkened the light of the sun
Transhumanist’s dreams and humanity’s nightmare had begun.

-A poem written by Christopher
Wednesday July 15th 2015.


  1. Randstein said,

    Excellent Chris! I think this would be a good time to fire off the orgasmatron from the bow of the plastic ship. let the reckless abandon begin! πŸ™‚

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Yes, and we’ll watch the fireworks as we eat Sherrie’s delicious magic mushroom laced cinnamon buns on deck of the ship.

      • Randstein said,

        What could be better? Hopefully, YouTube won’t be affected so we can upload the video.

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      It may not be YouTube that would be the problem.

      It could be the uploaders after all those mushrooms. πŸ˜‰

      “I think it’s this button here.”

      “No, I think it’s this button.”

      “I can see clearly now. The rain has gone…”

      “So unfortunately has our video…”

      • Randstein said,

        Yes! The internet interface is as mysterious as peering at Hubble downloads. πŸ™‚

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Particularly the way the new WP page appears on many PCs and smart phones.

      • Randstein said,

        I think it’s necessary to keep the user frustrated or else we’ll get happy and complacent. We might even spend more time writing than wrangling with the user interface. Can’t have that…

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Yes, writers have always been a subversive lot.

      Hence, Voltaire’s observation that the pen is mightier than the sword.

  2. Nicholas C. Rossis said,

    I was hoping for a link to the tale of the red dragon!

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      The link to the tale of the Red Dragon is found in the Book of Revelation (or the Apocalypse of Saint John the Divine if you prefer) Chapter 12.

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      I might write one in the future now that you’ve given me the idea, Nicholas. πŸ™‚

  3. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    Ok! Wait for me. I come with those magic mushroom buns.
    Don’t tell me we have lost that video? Oh no, Chris … Not using your iPhone 4, right? lol

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      It’s funny you should mention that.
      I’ve yet to figure out how to make videos with my iPhone 4, let alone how to upload them.

      For that matter, I don’t know how to take photos with my iPhone 4.

      Well, I can take photos, I just don’t seem to know how to save them.

      Because when I log back on my iPhone again, they’re gone.

      A friend of mine who lives in Delhi, India (I’m godfather to his daughter) is always mad at me for not being able to do that because he wants me to take photos of Vancouver and post them on my Facebook page.

      But I’m afraid I’m so technologically inept.

      I’m a writer and a poet and an artist not a technician or scientist.

      I remember after my dad died, I couldn’t print anything up on my computer once one of the ink cartridges ran out because I could never figure out how to load ink cartridges on my own.

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        Oh, my … that is pretty difficult if you know not how. You can check this online at Google. They even have all the instructions and tricks on YouTube as well.
        Just check it out! πŸ™‚

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Thanks, Sherrie. πŸ™‚

  4. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    And I am searching for the lost Medusa snake hair. I need to stone somebody with it! lol

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Somebody who refuses to get stoned on your magic mushroom buns right?

      So you’re going to get them stoned with the Medusa snake hair. πŸ˜€

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        Oh, no … those buns were great.
        But I need to stone people who stares at me in a funny way. You know, that sort of what-are-you-looking-at kind of face mode.
        Kind of creepy … lol

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Oh is there some human guy who does that to you?

      You mentioned that your cat does that to you when it’s down in the cellar with the ghost.

      But is a human doing that to you?

      Or maybe it’s the ghost?


      I wonder if it’s possible to turn ghosts to stone? πŸ˜›

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        No. Not a ghost. lol
        And I won’t want to stone my cat either. hehehe …
        There is this old guy at the supermarket who just love to stare at some Asian girls. One time I caught him staring at a teenage Asian girl – the way he look kind of intense. Pretty freaky. Ugh!

        I warn my girls about him and just watch out. My eldest told me he must be a paedophiles … If he stares at my kid I am going to poke his eyes. Best is to stone him!

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      He does sound like a pervert.

      Better turn him to stone.

      Then you can enter his statue in a sculpture contest and call it Leering Pervert In Stone.

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        LOL Wahahahaha … and the whole world pervert will have fear of me … In the newspaper article wrote … “An unknown woman, emerges from the sea, to which appear almost like a legendary goddess condemned as Medusa, with her terrible snake head, she just turned a man into a stone. Witness said they saw her carrying back into a cave and it turn out she is collecting perverts – just as the legend has said it on Medusa. Beware of this Medusa human woman, world Perverts! Hear that? She is coming after you!” LOL

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      In other news after word that the said Medusa is going after perverts, former U.S. President Bill Clinton called a hastily arranged press conference and announced, “I did not have sex with anybody.”

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