Diablos Nocturna Detests Vienna Vegan Sausages

July 17, 2015 at 6:32 pm (Commentary, Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Espionage, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Diablos Nocturna Detests Vienna Vegan Sausages

MI-6 Agent Diablos Nocturna was at MI-6 Headquarters with his Canadian CSIS agent liaison Monica Dhaliwal.

For more background on the relationship between Diablos Nocturna and Monica Dhaliwal, please read the following:


Diablos and Monica were going through the text of the agreement with Iran on that country’s nuclear program that was reached earlier this week with the UN’s big 5 powers.

As Diablos read through the agreement, he was feeling more and more sympathy for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.

He was also wondering in which Oval Office desk drawer the current American President might have possibly misplaced his brains.

“What do you think?” Monica asked Diablos as she smoothed her skirt.

“Well,” Diablos responded, “I remember when Microsoft’s Bill Gates came out with Windows 95 back in 1995, people in the know at the time said, “Windows 95 was Mac ’87”. I think Vienna 2015 is Munich 1938.”

-To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday July 17th


  1. Randstein said,

    Yes indeed. Our answer to the growing threat to world peace will be the cheap and easily implemented appeasement process. We’ll raise taxes and fight the next war later.

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Yes and after the next war, there may be nobody left to fight.

      And nobody left to pay taxes either.

      • Randstein said,

        That would really screw up a lot of political plans for reelection. 👿

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      It would indeed. 😀

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Say Daniel, did you read the link in this post to Diablos Nocturna at The NATO Summit In Newport Wales?

      It’s an extra long vampire novel chapter (about as long as many of my screenplays) that took me a whole 12 hours to write one September day last fall and then a whole 6 days after that to fully it.

      But despite its length, it explains from whence my vampire novel originated and the direction it’s going.

      I’d very much like your opinion on it. 🙂

      • Randstein said,

        I remember going back and reading the posts on the obliteration of Osiris and this post tied it all together. First, I enjoy your writing style and the humor that goes with each twist of historical persons and things. It’s not the same as Douglas Adams but it has the same level of genuine entertainment with a Darkworld twist. I love the idea of it and wait patiently for the continuation 🙂 OBTW, I got stuck on the description of Ms Dhaliwal’s attire. Had to read it five times before I could turn it loose. When I get a good visual, it ‘s hard to move on 🙂

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Yes, it’s often hard to move when you’ve got a hard on, Daniel my friend. 😀

      • Randstein said,

        It’s amazing the focus that comes with such a condition. 🙂

      • draculvanhelsing said,

        Yes, indeed. LOL !

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      On a more serious note, thanks for the compliment, Daniel my friend. 🙂

      Here’s the links to the chapters on how Osiris was put back together again if you care to read those, my friend:



      • Randstein said,

        Thank you, Chris! Very helpful and I certainly will enjoy these chapters as well 🙂

      • draculvanhelsing said,

        You’re welcome, Daniel. 🙂

  2. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    The world is at war with everyone right now … Soon there will be too few of us. Scary thought, right? …

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