Haiku About Tiger Woods In 2015

July 26, 2015 at 5:23 pm (Commentary, News, Poetry, Sports) (, , , , , )

Haiku About Tiger Woods In 2015

Broken tiger
has broken spirit
Golf becomes Greek tragedy


  1. Randstein said,

    Excellent! nailed the bugger, you did. πŸ™‚

  2. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    He had lost his fang and claws … mostly to the women … πŸ˜›

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Yes, all those women have certainly de-clawed and de-fanged him.

      The way he handles his balls just ain’t what it used to be many old years ago.

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        He had no balls left either.
        His wife own it – she display this on one of her shelf as victorious trophy. And more than half of his money and manly ego. πŸ˜›

      • draculvanhelsing said,

        Yes, his wife took his balls after he cheated on her.

      • draculvanhelsing said,

        Remember those TV ads Tiger used to do for Gillette, Sherrie?

        Six years ago, I made a one minute satirical Gillette Tiger Woods commercial and posted it to YouTube.

        Here’s the link:


      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        Omg … that was long ago … Gosh … an angelic playboy face. Some jokes came out in Germany that it was all his mother’s fault why he is like that. A reporter asked the public and one replied, “Oh, his mom is from Thailand! You know what I mean?” Oh wow … that was hard core. I know what it means, but that is hardcore for his mom, really … πŸ˜›

      • draculvanhelsing said,

        Yes, Thai women certainly have a bad reputation, don’t they?

        I remember a Philippina woman friend of mine started freaking out when her fiancΓ© told her that he was going to visit Thailand.

        I couldn’t understand why.

        Until she explained it to me.

        That certainly explained a lot.

        There were a lot of wealthy businessmen who lived in the suburb outside Edmonton where my dad and I lived.

        But every spring and summer, a number of them would go on what they called a golfing holiday in Thailand.

        I always wondered why they didn’t just stay home and golf since there were dozens of golf and country clubs in the Edmonton area.

        But now I see they were probably up to other things besides golf.

  3. Nicholas C. Rossis said,

    Cherchez la femme πŸ™‚

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