Haiku About Cecil The Lion Killed By Trophy Hunter In Zimbabwe

July 29, 2015 at 6:35 pm (Commentary, Crime, News, Poetry) (, , , , , , , , )

Haiku About Cecil The Lion Killed By Trophy Hunter In Zimbabwe

Killer’s toothy smile
Trophy ensures the lion
does not sleep tonight

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28 Comments

  1. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    That silly doctor! He killed a kitty!
    Should I shot his butt for that??? I definitely will! 😦

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Yes, shoot him in the butt, Sherrie.

      He definitely deserves it.

      Poor Cecil. 😦

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        Plus they killed another five endangered elephants as well … What is wrong with these rich people??? 😦
        Oh, Jimmy Kimmel get so emotional LIVE on his show. That guy has a heart for animal.

      • draculvanhelsing said,

        Killing animals for trophies is like a black magic type of witchcraft still going on in the world- killing a creature so you can selfishly take the essence of its spirit within yourself.

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        I am glad that my family respected and protecting animal, even if we do eat meat. The is a difference between the killing for trophy or killing as for survival. These of what that guy (and others like him) did are incredible crime against the nature itself. Even Jesus forbid animal sacrifices at the temple – he run amok in the temple and got angry with the sellers and temple visitors for such sacrilege.

      • draculvanhelsing said,

        He did, indeed.

        God wants us to love and respect His creation.

  2. Randstein said,

    I wrote a lot about adventures in what is now Zimbabwe. The world is unaware that between Kenya and Zimbabwe most of the worlds largest mammals are found there and they are being decimated because of the country’s desperation. The average lifespan dropped from 80 years in the late 1970’s to just 36 years of age now. Nature is being wiped out. Not just the animals, but their habitat too. There is a terrible price to pay down the road for this. I would pay a lot of money to see Sherrie whip the nefarious doctors plump ass with the side of her sword. Perhaps she could take his buns as a trophy and feed the rest of him to Cecil’s family.

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      That is an excellent suggestion, Daniel.

      Whipped buns a la dentiste on the trophy mantle in a Bavarian home and body parts for Cecil’s fatherless cubs.

      • Randstein said,

        It’s the right thing to do! Is Pan Goatee busy?

      • draculvanhelsing said,

        I’m sure Pan Goatee could take a brake from his busy schedule of beautification of the countryside and cities of North America and targeted assassinations on behalf of the CIA to take the time to thoroughly dismember the doctor’s body and post it to YouTube.

        It’s actually sad to think how many fingers today’s young naive inexperienced serial killers lose over their first attempts to dismember a body.

        An expert like Pan Goatee showing them the proper way of how it’s done will help today’s young burgeoning crop of serial killers to keep their digits in today’s heavily digitalized society.

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        I will for sure, gladly, to take Pan Goatee’s place. Then place me in your story … “The Snake-Dragon lady who hunts buns as Trophy” … wah hahaha … And I will indeed whip Renfield’s butt if he is getting naughtier. I’ll take all Anne Rice’s crew with me and whip that doctor’s butt and those people who are with him. LOL

        I will have some fun doing it – that is a holy mission to rescue some devastated kitties! And if I can know how to spit fire, I’ll burn their buns as well – will melt like some marshmallow. 😀

      • draculvanhelsing said,

        Yes, there will be all sorts of buns roasting over the spit fire.

        And the ghost of Hermann Goring the head of the Luftwaffe being channeled through the Kenyan witch doctor will say, “Ja, it’s like I told De Fuhrer, if we had had spit fires, we could have won the Battle of Britain. And if we had had the Snake-Dragon Girl’s spit fires, we’d have won the Battle of Britain for sure. De Fuhrer could have eaten Churchill’s kidneys served in a nice British steak and kidney pie.”

        Goring returns to his spit fire in one of the deep circles of Hell down below as the Snake-Dragon woman throws another pair of whipped buns on the spit fire.

    • Sherrie de Valeria said,

      Oh, I will, indeed, take that offer to whip his ass for good. Then I’ll hang his bun as my trophy on the wall of my house with his name on it! LOL
      😛

      • draculvanhelsing said,

        Yes, hang his buns right below the stuffed mushrooms (which are the only things you have stuffed in your living room). 😉

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        Yes … with all the smokes in there and I was high from it. Laughing endlessly as I sing … “Smoke On The Water” from Deep Purple. hahahaha …

      • draculvanhelsing said,

        ROTFL ! 😀

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        😀

      • Randstein said,

        I’m proud of you, Sherrie! I find it hard to value the people that rape the world’s natural treasures for their selfish self aggrandizement. What is simple fun for them is a tragedy for the world and the future. This dentist deserves the same mercy in his life he showed Cecil. Karma will be paid her dues. The sooner the better.

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        I do not understand such people. These animals are the meant for the balance of nature and when we take too much of this out, then there will always negative impact happen to nature such as flood, famine, earthquake, tornadoes, etc – the nature has to has its balance, or else we are going to receive the consequence that part of our human world will be damage. People like these poachers should be hunt down and have all their buns hang in the zoo – with face and names on it.

      • Randstein said,

        A nice vision, Sherrie. A hall of shame. We’ll name this hall of shame, where a large collection of bun trophies hang, A circus of Assclowns. 🙂

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        Indeed. I will ask Chris to prepare such room for us to display those buns and I shall have them showed on YouTube, WP, Twitter, etc. Then I’ll call Jimmy Kimmel to interview us three and we are the Heroes called “Three Bloger-ters”. 🙂

      • Randstein said,

        Count me in! 🙂

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        Sure, Daniel! hehehe …

      • draculvanhelsing said,

        ❤ your sense of humour. 🙂

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        And I love your sense of PUNS! hehe … 🙂

      • draculvanhelsing said,

        Thanks. 🙂

        A lot of people consider them to be a real PUNishment.

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        Punishment is good sometimes.
        Especially when I whip some asses. LOL 😛

      • draculvanhelsing said,

        LOL !

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