Haiku About Superman

July 30, 2015 at 6:24 pm (Culture, Entertainment, Poetry) (, , , , , , , , )

Haiku About Superman

He came from Krypton
to our own daily planet
Clark Kent in disguise


  1. Randstein said,

    Just goes to show, never laugh at a guy in tights and a cape. He might be superman. And, don’t overlook the guy with thick glasses, He might be superman too.

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Indeed, Daniel. 🙂

      I don’t think I’ve ever worn a cape.

      I wore tights once when I played Prince Charming in an elementary school play (as princes wore tights in those days).

      When I’m not wearing my contact lenses, I do have thick glasses.

      So I suppose people should beware of me.

      I remember the noted New York bartender poet laureate and novelist L.M. Ross used to call me “the Drac-Man” back in 2005 when I posted my vampire novel Dracul Van Helsing at the same blogging site he was at- Journalspace or as it was affectionately called by its users JS.

      I remember he wrote a nice short quote review about my work that I had posted at the top of my blog page, “Dracul Van Helsing is Anne Rice and Superman dancing a slow waltz together so sit back and enjoy the beautiful moonlight melody and the elegant splendour of this nocturnal dance..”

      • Randstein said,

        As my young troopers used to say, “awesome to the max, dude.” I’d like to see that on the big screen. YouTube just wouldn’t do it justice.

      • draculvanhelsing said,

        It would look awesome on the big screen, indeed. 🙂

  2. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    I love you guys! Make me smile and laugh with your conversation. hehehe …

    So, you wear tights, Chris? Very sexy, indeed. hehehe … Long ago, heroes do wear stockings and tights … Now, they wear jeans – that’s why they superpower is lost – lost in their baggy pants – too much air in between the material. LOL

    I wear glasses too – only when I do reading and driving. People should beware of me too. A snake-dragon lady hiding behind the wheel and wear glasses! lol 😛

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      I rarely wear jeans.

      I guess that’s why I still have my superpowers. 😉

      Yes, I use my glasses to read too.

      Yes, you’re the Snake-Dragon Girl posing as mild-mannered baker Sherrie who makes magic mushroom cinnamon buns.

      And I’m the Drac-Man posing as a mild-mannered professor of Geopolitics and International Relations.

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        Drac-Man that wear tight and glasses – ain’t that something. Very sexy, indeed. But do not wear anything made of leather -you’ll be as bad as the Batman – he wears too much latex! LOL

      • draculvanhelsing said,

        Yes, the Batman is into gay S & M.

        That’s why he wears leather and latex and wears a mask.

        I’m not into gay S & M.

        I like my S & M perfectly… straight.

        I like having my butt whipped by the Snake-Dragon Woman not Alfred the butler or Robin the Boy Wonder. 😉 😀

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