Haiku About The Otter In Water

August 14, 2015 at 10:46 pm (Comedy, Fantasy, Humour, Nature, Poetry) (, , )

Haiku About The Otter In Water

Otter in water
with a beer drinking problem
cause thinking problem

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11 Comments

  1. draculvanhelsing said,

  2. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    wah hahaha …
    And while the Otter got drinking problem and then come the thinking problem … that is when you see all the fishes comes up on the surface … The Otter abandons too many beer bottle at the end of the river … LOL πŸ˜›
    Including a bear floating, drunk after eating one fish and waving at the friend Otter …

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      LOL !

      The fish drink the beer and get drunk and swim right into the bear’s mouth.

      And the bear gets drunk from eating the fish.

      Oliver the drunken otter has unleashed on the world through his drunken debauchery and beer bottle pollution of pristine streams a reign of chaos on the world that would make him the envy of the god Dionysus/Bacchus, the KAOS villain Zeigfried from the Get Smart television series and the Black Dragon Master who thinks he can do to the world through musically induced gang bang orgies what Oliver has already achieved through being a simple college drunkard. πŸ˜›

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        Terrible Otter!
        That’s why he got spank by his Mom.
        “I’m hit! Otter down! Otter down!”
        wah hahahaha …

        I wonder if Daniel drank too much Light beer that his mind gets too light and he starts to see otters everywhere! Being stalk by otter images and forms! LOL πŸ˜›

      • draculvanhelsing said,

        Yes, Oliver’s friend Jeffrey wasn’t able to sit down comfortably for a week after that happened.

        He missed a whole week of college classes as a result.

        He stood on the college lawns all the time while the college campus student radio kept on playing the Sir Elton John song I’m Still Standing over and over again.

        Yes I wonder if Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster entered Daniel’s dreams if all he’d see are otters.

        Causing Michelangelo to mentally paraphrase Samuel Taylor Coleridge’s lines from the Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner,

        Otter! Otter everywhere!
        And not a drop (of beer!) to drink.

  3. Randstein said,

    I think you and Sherrie have nailed the root of all my insanity bloviated on the world of digital literature. It’s definitely a thinking problem. Thinking problems and keyboards aren’t so bad but when you throw in wireless connectivity, bad thoughts now have an avenue of escape. Clearly the answer is to remove the keyboard.

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      And after you’ve removed the keyboard (now safe from all the spitting out of valuable priceless spirits) , you can buy yourself one of those expensive holographic image keyboards like they have on the new Hawaii Five-O TV series although I still miss the old series where Jack Lord as the old Steve McGarrett always used to say “Book him Dan-o. Murder one” even if all the poor snook of a perpetrator had done was to incur a parking ticket.

      • Randstein said,

        I am Dan-O everywhere I go. Anyone that’s seen the original can’t resist the temptation. Oh what evil with the holographic keyboard.

      • draculvanhelsing said,

        Yes, these days thanks to the omnipresent Wikipedia on the Net (without which both Oliver and Jeffery would never have got their college degrees), there’s no use for a leather bound volume of the Encyclopedia Britannica anymore until McGarrett says “Book him, Dan-o. Murder one. Throw the book at him.” And a leather bound volume 11 of the Encyclopedia Brittanica is thrown by you (as the song Blue Bayou is sung in the background) at the tuna chili and jalapeΓ±o pepper levitating Terrence the Cat for daring to fly in a No Flying Zone.

  4. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    Otters are such a joy to watch! πŸ™‚
    All the human-beans I’ve known with a drinking problem, also have a thinking problem! πŸ˜› I refuse to talk to, or argue, with drunken human-beans…I wait until they sober up. πŸ˜‰
    HUGS!!! πŸ™‚

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Yes, Carolyn, I much prefer drinking coffee beans to drunken human-beans. πŸ™‚

      *HUGS*

      And otters are interesting to watch. πŸ™‚

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