Haiku About Dracula

September 18, 2015 at 8:09 pm (Folklore, Horror, Humour, Mystery/horror, Poetry, The Supernatural) (, , , )

Haiku About Dracula

Dracula was well
’till he had stakes at sunrise
gave him true heartburn


  1. Nicholas C. Rossis said,

    Ha ha ha – you’ve outdone yourself this time 😀

  2. CherokeeWriter said,

    Funny. I like it 🙂

  3. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    Hillarious! But he doesn’t die because of the stake at all.
    Dracula died for other reason … that is because … (look down)

  4. Hyperion said,

    LOL! Chris, you and Sherrie slay me. Very good. He dined on stakes because virgin burgers were no longer on the menu. Sad what’s become of our vampire friends 🙂

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, being a vampire is no longer as fun as it used to be.

      Plus zombies are more popular these days.

      But I suppose that’s symptomatic of our culture.

      At least vampires had brains.

      Zombies are a bunch of brainless soulless morons.

      No wonder they’re so popular in today’s world.

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes, Zombies fit in well with the “smartphone” societies. GAK! Pffft Pffft! That’s Zombie for, Siri where am I.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL !

  5. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    HA! *snort* ! BEST haiku EVER, Chris! 😛 I laughed so hard I am in pain! 😮
    I met Dracula. He’s a fine fellow!
    HUGS!!! 🙂

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