Haiku About Dracula
Haiku About Dracula
Dracula was well
’till he had stakes at sunrise
gave him true heartburn
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Nicholas C. Rossis said,
September 19, 2015 at 3:18 am
Ha ha ha – you’ve outdone yourself this time 😀
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 19, 2015 at 5:15 am
Thanks very much, Nicholas. 🙂
CherokeeWriter said,
September 19, 2015 at 11:23 pm
Funny. I like it 🙂
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 20, 2015 at 12:19 am
Thank you. 🙂
Sherrie de Valeria said,
September 21, 2015 at 5:15 am
Hillarious! But he doesn’t die because of the stake at all.
Dracula died for other reason … that is because … (look down)
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 21, 2015 at 3:20 pm
ROTFL ! 😀
Hyperion said,
September 22, 2015 at 2:59 pm
LOL! Chris, you and Sherrie slay me. Very good. He dined on stakes because virgin burgers were no longer on the menu. Sad what’s become of our vampire friends 🙂
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 22, 2015 at 3:59 pm
Yes, being a vampire is no longer as fun as it used to be.
Plus zombies are more popular these days.
But I suppose that’s symptomatic of our culture.
At least vampires had brains.
Zombies are a bunch of brainless soulless morons.
No wonder they’re so popular in today’s world.
Hyperion said,
September 22, 2015 at 4:03 pm
Yes, Zombies fit in well with the “smartphone” societies. GAK! Pffft Pffft! That’s Zombie for, Siri where am I.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 22, 2015 at 4:27 pm
LOL !
doesitevenmatter3 said,
September 22, 2015 at 11:07 pm
HA! *snort* ! BEST haiku EVER, Chris! 😛 I laughed so hard I am in pain! 😮
I met Dracula. He’s a fine fellow!
HUGS!!! 🙂
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 22, 2015 at 11:29 pm
Thanks, Carolyn. 🙂
doesitevenmatter3 said,
September 22, 2015 at 11:31 pm
I watched the movie Hotel Transylvania tonight. It was cute! 🙂
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 22, 2015 at 11:50 pm
It looks to be a cute film from the commercial previews I’ve seen. 🙂
doesitevenmatter3 said,
September 22, 2015 at 11:53 pm
I saw the first one in prep to see the 2nd one. 🙂
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 23, 2015 at 12:03 am
Oh yes, I guess it’s the 2nd one I’ve seen commercial previews for. 🙂