Haiku About Dracula
Haiku About Dracula
Dracula was well
’till he had stakes at sunrise
gave him true heartburn
September 18, 2015 at 8:09 pm (Folklore, Horror, Humour, Mystery/horror, Poetry, The Supernatural) (Dracula, Dracula's Death, haiku, poem)
Haiku About Dracula
Dracula was well
’till he had stakes at sunrise
gave him true heartburn
Nicholas C. Rossis said,
September 19, 2015 at 3:18 am
Ha ha ha – you’ve outdone yourself this time 😀
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 19, 2015 at 5:15 am
Thanks very much, Nicholas. 🙂
CherokeeWriter said,
September 19, 2015 at 11:23 pm
Funny. I like it 🙂
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 20, 2015 at 12:19 am
Thank you. 🙂
Sherrie de Valeria said,
September 21, 2015 at 5:15 am
Hillarious! But he doesn’t die because of the stake at all.

Dracula died for other reason … that is because … (look down)
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 21, 2015 at 3:20 pm
ROTFL ! 😀
Hyperion said,
September 22, 2015 at 2:59 pm
LOL! Chris, you and Sherrie slay me. Very good. He dined on stakes because virgin burgers were no longer on the menu. Sad what’s become of our vampire friends 🙂
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 22, 2015 at 3:59 pm
Yes, being a vampire is no longer as fun as it used to be.
Plus zombies are more popular these days.
But I suppose that’s symptomatic of our culture.
At least vampires had brains.
Zombies are a bunch of brainless soulless morons.
No wonder they’re so popular in today’s world.
Hyperion said,
September 22, 2015 at 4:03 pm
Yes, Zombies fit in well with the “smartphone” societies. GAK! Pffft Pffft! That’s Zombie for, Siri where am I.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 22, 2015 at 4:27 pm
LOL !
doesitevenmatter3 said,
September 22, 2015 at 11:07 pm
HA! *snort* ! BEST haiku EVER, Chris! 😛 I laughed so hard I am in pain! 😮
I met Dracula. He’s a fine fellow!
HUGS!!! 🙂
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 22, 2015 at 11:29 pm
Thanks, Carolyn. 🙂
doesitevenmatter3 said,
September 22, 2015 at 11:31 pm
I watched the movie Hotel Transylvania tonight. It was cute! 🙂
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 22, 2015 at 11:50 pm
It looks to be a cute film from the commercial previews I’ve seen. 🙂
doesitevenmatter3 said,
September 22, 2015 at 11:53 pm
I saw the first one in prep to see the 2nd one. 🙂
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 23, 2015 at 12:03 am
Oh yes, I guess it’s the 2nd one I’ve seen commercial previews for. 🙂