Netanyahu: When ET’s Friend Phones You Not Home

October 3, 2015 at 6:34 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

Netanyahu: When ET’s Friend Phones You Not Home

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was sitting in the back of a diplomatic limousine in Manhattan after having delivered a passionate speech at the UN General Assembly in New York City.

At his side was the Mossad agent known as the Controller of The Golem.

The phone in the limousine rang.

The Prime Minister looked at the number.

He recognized the number of the U.S. National Security Council in Washington D.C.

“Hello,” the Prime Minister of Israel picked up the receiver.

“Mr. Prime Minister, this is a friend,” the voice said, “you must give up all control over the Temple Mount and East Jerusalem itself.”

“Who is this?” The Israeli Prime Minister demanded to know.

“And you must give up all control over the West Bank,” the voice said, “We know this was part of the land promised to you by The Lord God of Israel but he’s just an extraterrestrial- an astronaut from another world – He’s not the Supreme Creator of the Universe. We have the evidence to prove it which we will share with you at a future date. But in the meantime don’t hold on to the Temple Mount, East Jerusalem and settlement areas in the West Bank areas as if they were part of some divine mandate.”

“Who is this?” The Prime Minister was furiously angry.

The phone clicked.

And went dead.

The Prime Minister looked over at the Controller of The Golem.

“It was probably a hacker/prankster with a really bad sense of humour, Mr. Prime Minister,” the Controller assured him, “one who’s watched one too many episodes of that American TV program Ancient Aliens.”

“Maybe,” the Prime Minister looked thoughtful, “or maybe something much more sinister.”

Outside the limousine, some New York City doomsayer held up a placard that bore a verse from II Thessalonians Chapter 2, “And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie.” -II Thessalonians 2: 11.

A billboard across the street read, “God was just an astronaut.”

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday October 1st


  1. Hyperion said,

    And Benjamin is asking himself, why me lord? What have I ever done, to deserve even one, of the NSA cracked smartphones I’ve owned? Love your prophecy pieces, Chris. They are so real I want to holler, Ruh -RooooH!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks, Daniel. πŸ™‚

      Yes, there was some information that escaped Edward Snowden’s attention which didn’t make it into Wikileaks. πŸ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        I can imagine there are some things even he was afraid to dig into. A visit by the Kraken and Medusa might have given him pause.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL !

        Yes, a visit from the Kraken and Medusa would have given him pause. πŸ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        I just saw a Geico insurance commercial where the Kraken rises out of the water hazard of a golf course and eats a few golfers and caddies. Enjoyed that commercial a lot! πŸ˜›

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Oh yes. I love that commercial.

        I first saw that commercial a couple of weeks after I had written the blog post where the dying Italian mad scientist Dr.Poseidon Prometheus had uploaded his consciousness into the body of the cyborg octopus Kraken.

        I thought that was pretty terrifying that my mind was starting to operate in sync with Madison Avenue ad writers. πŸ˜›

      • Hyperion said,

        That is disturbing Chris. have you seen any dragons lurking around lately? The world domination thing is still ongoing. They have just moved underground for a brief spell. Domi will be testing a male and female cybrid soon.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        The only dragons I’ve seen lately, Daniel, are those black dragons appearing in Sapporo beer commercials.

        So Domi will be testing a male and female cybrid soon?

        I had a red-headed female cyborg called Sophia appear in my vampire novel a few years ago.

        She was created by a German mad scientist called Dr. Nicht Werhoffen who used to work for the East German Stasi but has worked for the Russian FSB ever since the fall of the Berlin Wall.

        The Cyborg Sophia used to work as an aide to Vladimir Putin where she gave him the most incredible blow jobs that Putin enjoyed thoroughly.

        Then Renfield R. Renfield found an incriminating photo of Putin doing bizarre unusual things in a hot tub with the late former Russian President Boris Yeltsin.

        So Renfield blackmailed Putin into giving her as a gift to him Renfield R. Renfield.

        Then last year Putin was missing Sophia’s cyborgic blow jobs desperately so Renfield sold Sophia back to Putin for $7 billion U.S. thus earning himself a $7 billion profit in the process.

      • Hyperion said,

        Bwaa haaa haaa! I think you may have discovered the Achilles heel of the great Czar Pootin. It’s those long cold winters and the need for mental escapism that leads one down the slippery slope of cyborgasm. Yes, Domi will want to know if the Cybrids can emote properly and there is only one way to find out and that is to thoroughly test them under field conditions. This should be a good episode. I might have to invite Renfield R. Renfield to make a guest appearance.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        As well as a cameo appearance by Vladimir Putin to test the efficacy of Domi’s new cybrid products. πŸ˜‰

      • Hyperion said,

        I can see the argument break out over who goes first. That could make for some interesting drama.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, the scene can be marketed as a 21st Century version of Abbott and Costello’s Who’s On First with a dash of geopolitics and international intrigue and a touch of porno for good measure. πŸ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        Chris. If it’s not a New Hybrides best seller, I don’t know what is. LOL πŸ˜€

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL ! πŸ˜€

  2. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    isn’t that what the world had said about God when the Wheels of Elijah’s demonstration cause scandal around the world? It does look like the UFOs … πŸ˜›

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, some people thought the flying rotating wheels in Ezekiel’s vision resembled a UFO.

      • Nicholas C. Rossis said,

        There was a book about that, wasn’t it? I remember reading it back in the 70s, along with Erich von DΓ€niken’s work.

        When you speak of the Controller of the Golem, I don’t suppose you are referring to Kiryat HaYovel (see below)?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Chariots of The Gods was the name of Von Daniken’s book.

        That’s a cool photo, Nicholas! πŸ™‚

        I got the idea for the Controller of the Golem from the legend of the Golem of Prague- an artificial man said to be controlled by one of Prague’s leading rabbis who would come to the defense of Prague’s Jewish community if it ever came under attack.

      • Nicholas C. Rossis said,

        I remember the legend. It goes on a rampage until someone erases the extra character from the golem’s hand.

        Incidentally, I’ve visited Josefov – the part of Prague where the legend is supposed to take place – and even the very graveyard!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Wow, that would have been quite the sight to see in person.:)

      • Nicholas C. Rossis said,

        Bit of a letdown, actually. No golems or mad rabbis around. Just some very likable Jews visiting the synagogue/Holocaust museum (we went, it was very poignant).

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I’d like to be able to visit Prague someday. πŸ™‚

      • Nicholas C. Rossis said,

        I loved it so much, that I’m convinced I must have lived there in a previous life. Plus, the most gorgeous girls πŸ˜‰

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Gorgeous girls?

        Well that seals the deal right here and now, Nicholas.

        You’ve totally sold me on Prague. πŸ˜€

      • Nicholas C. Rossis said,

        It’s been a while for me. See you there? πŸ˜€

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        See you there, Nicholas. πŸ˜€

        LOL !

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        If God is alien, then what is the difference to it all? I mean He comes from the sky and all gods has connection with the sky. And gods are unknown mystical creatures.
        Anyway, we must not forget that, even Jesus fly up to the sky on the last day He was on earth … Who knows what where the Lord stay …

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Moses wrote in his first words in Genesis, “In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.”

        Moses believed that God was the Supreme Creator of the Universe and so did the Hebrew Prophets who followed him.

        And Saint John in the first chapter of his Gospel points out that Jesus was with and is the same Supreme Creator of the Universe.

        Ancient alien astronaut theorists just believe that God is an extraterrestrial who monkeyed with (pardon the pun!) the DNA of apes to create humans.

        Therein lies the difference between the Hebrew Prophets and ancient alien astronaut theorists.

        The former believe that God is the Supreme Creator of the Universe and everything and everyone in it.

        Ancient alien astronaut theorists just think he’s an ET astronaut who manipulated DNA at some point in Earth’s past history.

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        Did you watch the film “Prometheus”? It is a sci-fi film with Charlize Theron & Michael Fassbender who are on track searching for the origin of the human beings. It was a film on scientific finding on other planet where they explore an unknown alien race that could be the one responsible of creating us. It was a strange & scary and of course full of alien action. It is okay, but not quite a film where it gives you a Wow …

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        No, Sherrie, I’ve never seen that film.

        I’ve been a student of the study of Bible prophecy since I was very young.

        And in my study of Bible prophecy, I became convinced that the War of Gog and Magog prophecied in Ezekiel Chapters 38 and 39 (in which Russia, Persia and other countries attack Israel and their armies end up being destroyed) was not the same as the Battle of Armageddon (which I saw as a battle between the Antichrist leading the nations of the West and the Kings of the East- leading the nations of East Asia).

        The one thing I had trouble explaining though was the prophecy in those chapters of Ezekiel that said when the nations of Russia and Persia and their allies are destroyed, the nations of the world would come to acknowledge the existence of The Lord God of Israel.

        Hence if the nations of the world acknowledge the existence of The Lord God of Israel, then why would they then go on to accept the Antichrist as world leader and even God?

        Hence the War of Gog and Magog and the Battle of Armageddon must be one and the same thing it was argued.

        But still the thought occurred to me that there just wasn’t something right about properly lining up the two timelines of both battles.

        Then back in 2002 or 2003, I was thinking about this problem and then I remembered a book from the early ’70s that my dad had called Chariots of the Gods by Erich Von Daniken.

        And then I thought about this problem with my theory about the two wars (Gog and Magog and the Battle of Armageddon) being two different events and Von Daniken’s thesis and then Saint Paul’s prophecy in II Thessalonians 2:11 that they (the nations of the world) would follow a strange delusion and come to believe a lie.

        Maybe I thought after the War of Gog and Magog the nations of the world would come to accept the reality of the existence of The Lord God of Israel but falling for a strong delusion and believing a lie, they would just think of Him as an advanced extraterrestrial astronaut rather than the Supreme Creator of the Universe.

        Then when the Antichrist comes along and eventually proclaims himself to be god, the nations of the world will mistake him for the incarnation of the Supreme Creator of the Universe.

        That was back in 2002 or 2003.

        And now today-2015- we have had several years of the TV show Ancient Aliens promoting such an idea about the God of the Bible.

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        This is something very strange to the many people who are not educated. I’ve seen myself what such knowledge cause havoc in many churches and church communities when such informations befalls into the hands of the non-educated. It causes violent arguments and accussations among themselves that it starts to seep deeper into their darker hearts.

        Some knowledge are not meant for the others to know. These people only know that their God is theirs alone and nothing outside of that frame. It scares some to think that if their God is evil, or an alien, or an Anti-Christ, and so on …

        I did Bible study too short and it ended when I finished High School. But I know not that much like you, I think.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I think it was Isaiah who said “My people perish for lack of knowledge.”

        Theology and geopolitics are quite difficult things for many people to get into.

        That’s why I try to bring theology and geopolitics into my vampire novel to try to spread such knowledge in an entertaining fashion. πŸ™‚

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        I always love to read your blogs, Chris. Very entertaining. πŸ™‚

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thanks, Sherrie. πŸ™‚

  3. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    I await more!
    HUGS!!! πŸ™‚

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