Renfield and The Kardashian/Jenner Clan’s Latest Shenanigans

October 18, 2015 at 6:13 pm (Culture, Entertainment, News, Sports, Television, TV Commercials, TV Shows, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Renfield And The Kardashian/Jenner Clan’s Latest Shenanigans

Renfield R. Renfield sat on the sofa and spoke to Amadeus Emanon, “You know with all the international espionage activities I’ve been involved in the past week, I really haven’t had time to keep up with the Kardashians. I wonder what the latest news is involving the Kardashian/Jenner clan and their inner circle?”.

Renfield used the remote to put on the television while Amadeus continued to eat the half dozen steak and kidney pies he’d been eating.

“So,” Renfield mockingly asked the television, “what’s the latest with the Kardashian/Jenner clan?”.

A TV commercial was on.

TV Commercial spokesman: Are you the sort of guy who wouldn’t want to be caught dead in a Nevada brothel?

Then to avoid such future embarrassment, use Viagra.

The real thing.

Not those cheap herbal imitations.

And here’s another piece of advice for you, my whoremongering friend.

That slogan Things Go Better With Coke doesn’t always hold true.

So use Viagra.

The real thing.

After all you wouldn’t want to be caught dead or near death in a Nevada brothel.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday October 18th
2015.

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15 Comments

  1. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    I love your stories connections to current events and our culture!
    Sad story of what happened…and I know Lamar got flack because of where he was and what he was doing…but, it reminds me that even rich, famous, popular people are not exempt from bad things happening in their lives. Those things can’t always get a person out of trouble or pain, and often get the person INTO trouble or pain. 😮
    HUGS!!! 🙂

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, when you’re famous and get into trouble, there’s a double whammy involved as well as your mistake.

      Because a lot more people are going to hear about it when you’re famous.

  2. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    By “those things” I was referring to “rich, famous, etc”…not sure that came out as I meant it to! 🙂 Makes me appreciate my non-rich, non-famous, non-popular life! 😉

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I’m glad for anonymity.

      Although I wish I was better known as an author.

      That’s one good thing about being a writer as opposed to being an athlete or actor or singer.

      You can be famous without necessarily being recognizable in public.

  3. Hyperion said,

    Yes indeed, we are finding herbal substitutes are no substitute for the real thing.

  4. ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

    Oh, dear! Thank God that I am not famous. Like Shea Labouf had on his head the paper bag, “I am Not Famous Anymore” – but people still knows him, anyway.

    And yes, when one is famouse, everyone will want to dig more into your life, looking for some skeletons in your closets. 😛

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, as the character played by Vincent Price in an old horror movie might complain, “People always seem to think I’ve got skeletons in my closet.”

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