Amadeus’ Dream of Donald Trump On Judgement Day

December 10, 2015 at 8:48 pm (News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , )

Amadeus’ Dream of Donald Trump On Judgement Day

Amadeus Emanon was having a dream about the last words Donald Trump would ever speak on Judgement Day.

Trump: What sort of total loser totally fucked up Creator God casts a great individual such as myself into Hell?

“That would be me,” Christ replied doing an excellent voice impersonation of comedian Bob Newhart in delivering that particular line.

Trump’s agonizing scream could be heard as he plunged downward, “I’m FIRE-d!”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday December 10th
2015.

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22 Comments

  1. anaatcalin said,

    LOL wonderful and witty! Are you going to make Trump a regular character?i just love your characters, they re so cool

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Trump just issued a Twitter tweet attacking TIME Magazine for naming Angela Merkel Person of the Year instead of him.

      He has a record of insulting and attacking everybody.

      So I just imagined in my mind what he’d say to Christ if Christ sent him to Hell.

      • anaatcalin said,

        The piece was so goooood, Chris! That man is so self-absorbed, it’s incredible. I sometimes ask myself if he doesn’t actually fake it for the audience, I can’t believe such a creature actually exists. Such a slithery, wriggly S ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I think he is putting on somewhat of an act although I do think he is self-absorbed as well.

        The frightening part is he makes these outrageous moronic statements and yet he’s still the front runner for a major U.S. Party Presidential nomination.

        Of course Hitler was democratically elected Chancellor of Germany so there is a historical precedent for demagogues being elected to power.

      • anaatcalin said,

        I’ve heard that Hitler actually manipulated his way to power, he convinced the leader at that time that he – the leader at that time – needed to give him full powers because of military threats. But I don’t know the details, I’m not strong in history, so I might be talking nonsense.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        In February 1933 (only a month after Hitler became Chancellor of Germany) the Reichstag burnt down under mysterious circumstances.

        Hitler blamed the Communists.

        So he was awarded emergency powers to deal with the alleged crisis and threats.

      • anaatcalin said,

        Yes! Now I remember. Yes, that was it! Thank you ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        You’re welcome. ๐Ÿ™‚

        Yes, President Von Hindenburg granted Hitler emergency powers after that happened.

      • Nicholas C. Rossis said,

        It is a commonly repeated fallacy that Hitler won the 1932 election. Hindenburg did, with 53% of the votes. Hitler only got 36.8, and the Communists 10.2%. (tallies for the second round – Hitler had only received 30% in the first one. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_presidential_election,_1932)

        Between 1929 and 1932, support for the Communist and Nazi parties increased. The less extreme parties were blamed for causing Germany’s problems. As these parties had been unable to work together to solve country’s problems, people became more afraid that the Communists may take over. The moderate parties turned to the Nazis to keep the Communists out.

        In the election of late 1932 the Nazis won 37 per cent of the vote, and became the largest single party in the Reichstag. Hitler demanded the right to become Chancellor, but President Hindenburg appointed Franz von Papen instead.

        As he did not command Reichstag support, von Papen was soon replaced by General Kurt von Schleicher. However, Schleicherโ€™s government was also unable to control the Reichstag.

        Anxious to regain power, von Papen struck a deal to make Hitler Chancellor, with himself as Vice-Chancellor. The moderate parties would hold all but three of the government posts, which would go to the Nazis; one of these would be Hitler as Chancellor.

        In the hope of creating a stable government, the elderly President Hindenburg agreed to the plan. So on 30 January 1933, Hitler became Chancellor of Germany.

        (Source: http://www.theholocaustexplained.org/ks3/the-nazi-rise-to-power/how-did-the-nazis-gain-support/hitler-becomes-chancellor/#.Vmxn6dJ97RY)

        To better understand the dynamics of Hitler’s rise to power, I suggest you read this: http://www.historyplace.com/worldwar2/riseofhitler/named.htm

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Of course it isn’t a fallacy repeated by me, I always knew he lost the November ’32 Presidential election to Hindenburg.

        Hitler won the biggest majority of seats in the Reichstag.

        In a parliamentary system, that doesn’t always guarantee forming a government but it helps.

  2. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    Love this! Very creative and wise, Chris!
    HA! I could actually hear Newhart saying that! His shows were so funny! ๐Ÿ˜€
    I hope I don’t dream about The Donald tonight! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜‰
    HUGS!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Hope you don’t dream about the Donald either, Carolyn. ๐Ÿ˜€

      Yes, I loved the Newhart Show. ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. Hyperion said,

    Actually, I think the Donald plans to win the presidency and declare himself the Christ. Many Catholics will disagree and he’ll fire the Pope but the Vatican will issue a restraining order and the Donald will finally be muzzled.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I can see The Donald proclaiming himself the Christ.

      He’s got the ego for it.

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes, he probably has a few chapters of his management principles he is writing for addition to his own bible.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That begins “In the beginning, Trump created the heavens and the earth…

        … and on the 7th day, he watched the proceeds from the casino roll in…”

      • Hyperion said,

        Bwaa haa haa! If that hasn’t already happened, I’m sure it will. I can see that passage in his autobiography if nothing else.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It will probably be the title of his autobiography. ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        LOL! ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        ๐Ÿ˜€

  4. ั•ะฝั”ััฮนั” โˆ‚ั” ฮฝฮฑโ„“ั”ัฮนฮฑ said,

    LOL
    He is completly TOAST-ED in HELL’s KITCHEN!

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