The Young Renfield

December 15, 2015 at 9:33 pm (Humour, Science-Fiction, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The Young Renfield

Dr. Cadbury Rocher was thinking back to the first Christmas after he had genetically created Renfield R. Renfield from a combination of human and hamster DNA.

He remembered the young Renfield building his first snowman outside the Set Enterprises premises at the start of his work day.

When Dr. Rocher walked out of the grounds after work, there was a huge puddle of water outside the gate and the young Renfield was crying bucketloads of tears.

“What happened, Renfield?” Dr. Rocher asked.

“Well,” Renfield blubbered, “I thought Frosty could use a sun tan but when I put the sun lamp on him and left for a while, he melted.”

Poor Renfield, Cadbury laughed and shook his head.

Surely, Renfield had changed.

Meanwhile on this day outside Dr. Rocher’s lab, Renfield tried to pick up the short skirted actress Lucy Liu (who plays Joan Watson on Elementary) and was sent flying by her kick boxing kick over the fence back into the Set Enterprises yard.

His copy of his own book Renfield’s Surefire Pick- Up Lines To Pick Up Women was left lying in the snow on the very spot where Frosty the Snowman had melted years before.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday December 15th


  1. Nicholas C. Rossis said,

    Lol – poor Renfield! I almost feel bad for him.

  2. anaatcalin said,

    Hahahha, so cool! I’m sharing this on Facebook, people must see this

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks very much, Ana. πŸ™‚

      I appreciate that.

      • anaatcalin said,

        Welcome! I’ll share all the chapters you’ll post, they’re so good.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That will be great, Ana. πŸ™‚

        Hopefully this will help build me a fan base so if I do self-publish one of my works, there will be a group of people already in place to buy my work.

  3. ѕнєяяιє βˆ‚Ρ” ναℓєяια said,

    Oh, poor Renfield! He is sure always been a playboy.
    Not much change.

  4. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    HA! πŸ˜› Poor Renfield! πŸ˜‰
    Now there’s a book I liked to take a peek into! πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›
    Holly-Jolly-Frosty-Da’-Snowman HUGS!!! πŸ™‚

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks, Carolyn. πŸ™‚

      Yes, getting a tan didn’t really work out for Frosty. πŸ˜€

      And Renfield’s book would be something to read all right.

  5. Hyperion said,

    I think I see the connection to Renfield’s tendency to get spanked by Sherrielock Holmes. It’s been his fate all his life. Great story, please keep em coming!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I will, Daniel, I will. πŸ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        Happiness is a Renfield Episode with all his buddies.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I can imagine Linus speaking those words to Charlie Brown. πŸ™‚

      • Hyperion said,

        While Snoopy danced.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And Schroeder played the piano. πŸ™‚

      • Hyperion said,

        As Lucy lured Charlie Brown to the football once again.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Psychiatric help 5 cents.

        Everything was cheaper then.

      • Hyperion said,

        A dollar would get your mind fixed and money left over for a Coca-Cola and a cinnamon roll.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Those were the days. πŸ™‚

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes, and if you skipped the mental eval, you had money for a pack of gum.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Indeed. πŸ™‚

  6. Robert Matthew Goldstein said,

    I love it!

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