Footprints In The Snow: A Poem

December 19, 2015 at 9:20 pm (Humour, Poetry) (, , , )

Footprints In The Snow: A Poem

Footprints in the snow
made not so long ago
they twist and turn
here, there, to and fro
by a beer drinking
bunny rabbit
with miles to go
what was in that smoke
I inhaled not so long ago?

-A poem written by Christopher
Saturday December 19th


  1. anaatcalin said,

    Such a great combination of quaint (snow, bunny rabbits, and even beer – ale) and modern (what was in the smoke I inhaled?) topped with your signature-homor. I love it. Sharing this.

  2. Hyperion said,

    I want to be a bunny like that. Your poem has adventure, challenge, decision making and adult relaxation techniques of known medical benefit. Besides all that, it was a great poem. πŸ˜€

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks very much, Daniel.

      Glad my poem was able to contain all those elements. πŸ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        My overactive imagination aside, it was a great poem. πŸ˜€ I had a picture of the bunny and twins singing; “say my name, say my name. . .” It was a fun thought. πŸ˜€

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL !

        I see you’ve brought a kinky element into my poem. πŸ˜€

        It’s like the time many years ago I was at a party and I was talking to this Australian and happened to mention the pornographic elements of the song Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport (a popular Australian song) and he protested, “I fail to see anything pornographic about the song Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport”.

        So then I told him my over active imagination interpretation of the song’s lyrics.

        And he walked away shaking his head and saying, “Oh God, I’ll never be able to get those pornographic images out of my mind now every time I hear that song.”

        No doubt, Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with the Blogoteers as patients. πŸ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        Bwaaa haaa haaa! I think Jung and Freud may have decided some things shouldn’t be analyzed. πŸ˜€

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Jung: So this will be the end of our research into this area, Sigmund?

        Freud: I’m afreud so, Carl.

      • Hyperion said,

        LOL! followed closely by a Nyaaah nyaaahh wooba wooo bwoo bwoo bwooo as they make a hasty retreat from the office to the local burlesque show for a beer.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        To boldly go … where otters have gone before them.

      • Hyperion said,

        ROFLMAO! Jeffery the Otter and his processed fish cakes, oh noooooo….

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Jefferey’s processed fish cakes
        guaranteed to turn folks into total flakes

      • Hyperion said,

        Even Oliver the otter isn’t immune, lol.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        A source of marital discord for Oliver and Olivia for many years. πŸ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        Indeed, Jeffery’s influence isn’t always appreciated.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Although otter divorce lawyers are very grateful for the likes of Jefferey.

      • Hyperion said,

        Hahahaha! I’ll bet the kickbacks are where he gets his beer money.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


        After he received several slaps in the face from down river otter girls pole dancers for trying to remove dollar bills from certain parts of their anatomy, he now relies on lawyers’ kickbacks. πŸ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes, I think the kickbacks were much easier on Jeffery than the Buttkicks for misappropriation of down river pole dancing otter girl thong funds.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Jefferey discovered that Gordon Gekko’s advice from the movie Wall Street that “Greed is good” doesn’t hold true in every circumstance.

      • Hyperion said,

        Some lessons come with bites and scratches. Those are the ones we remember most. Help – Otter down!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


  3. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    I will never look at footprints in the snow the same way again! πŸ˜‰
    Man, those bunnies are having fun fun FUN! πŸ˜›
    GREAT poem, Chris!
    Boogie-Woogie-Santa HUGS!!! πŸ™‚

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, those bunnies know how to have fun all right, Carolyn. πŸ˜€

      Hope Santa brings you all the naughty things you’ve been wanting this year. πŸ˜‰

      Such as the Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy from Company B. πŸ˜€

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