Ziegevolk: A Poem

December 20, 2015 at 8:34 pm (Folklore, Horror, Humour, Poetry, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Ziegevolk: A Poem

The lights are dim
reach for Brothers Grimm
a book on the antiquated shelf
right next to a plastic elf.

Open the volume of ancient lore
cast the spell and open the door
The woods are peopled with these Bluebeard folk
who eat amphibious toads while frogs croak
These goat people known as Ziegevolk
never appear in ads for Coke
unlike the jolly fellow in the red suit
they wear clothes black as chimney soot

These goat people are quite horny
their pick up lines really corny
They emit many pheromones
as well as bedroom groans.

On nights just before Christmas the Ziegevolk Titus arises
a Bluebeard full of surprises
He slays people left and right
with sword held in hand so tight
The snow is blood red
and many lay dead
not a living soul
by the village pole
no one left to pay the tavern bill
for these dead folk who drank their fill

Titus was a tavern keeper’s worst nightmare
he slew the customers before they paid their fare
A bleak Christmas for all
thanks to Titus’ gall.

-A Christmas poem
about Ziegevolk
written by Christopher
Sunday December 20th



  1. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    You did the Grimm Bros proud! Great word pictures painted!
    Especially like the goat-people…I think I just found my people-group! 😉 😛
    4DaysToChristmas HUGS!!! 🙂

  2. Hyperion said,

    Titus seems to have anger management problems. I think it a good night to stay home and chase the baby’s mother around the kitchen table instead. 😀

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That’s very good advice, Daniel. 😀

      • Hyperion said,

        It seemed logical to me 😀

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Speaking of logic, that reminds me of Mr. Spock whom I call Mr. Spook in my scene from the Renfield porno movie Star Dick: Voyages of the Starship Perverterprise that I hope to finally have edited and posted to my blog in the next hour.

      • Hyperion said,

        Oh God! We may have to pre-empt regular programming to get that one out to the fans right away!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        You may have to do that, Daniel. 🙂

        I just posted it.

        Check it out and see whether it’s worth pre-empting regular programming for. 😀

      • Hyperion said,

        Definitely a story for the Star Trek fans who wanted to know what really went on in the Captain’s quarters. Now we know, it wasn’t video games.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        No, it went well beyond Donkey Kong and PAC Man.

      • Hyperion said,

        AaAhhh! The classics. 😀

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yep. 😀

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