Renfield’s Analysis of The Vatican

December 29, 2015 at 7:51 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Religion, The Supernatural, Theology, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Renfield’s Analysis of The Vatican

And so the spokesman from the Vatican told the BBC News Interviewer, “Any resemblance between Pope Francis’ Vatican and a Freemasonic Lodge is purely coincidental…”

“What do they mean by that?” Amadeus Emanon asked Renfield R. Renfield.

“It means that the Freemasons have taken over the Vatican,” Renfield sipped his Scotch whisky.

“Does that mean the people in the Vatican are going to start wearing those funny looking Shriners’ hats and drive around in those little go-cart kiddie cars like they do in the Shriners’ parades?” Amadeus asked as he ate his licorice and his box of Jumbo pink candy popcorn.

“Oh probably,” Renfield was busy wondering why Arnold Schwarzenegger was dressed as a 400 Star general in his latest TV commercial.

“Will the Pope be getting free tickets to see the Shriners’ circus?” Amadeus asked as he reached into his bag of balloons to blow one up.

“Most likely,” Renfield finished his whisky, “1st Century Rome was full of bread and circuses. 21st Century Rome will probably be the same.”

“I suppose,” Amadeus reflected, “that gladiatorial to the death combat and people being eaten by lions would really be the ultimate in reality entertainment.”

“Indeed,” Renfield nodded, “and you wouldn’t have to worry about paying your losing talent. The profits would be out of this world.”

“Download for free now from the App Store,” Schwarzenegger said in his thick Austrian accent.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday December 29th


  1. anaatcalin said,

    LOL! As wonderful as ever. Sharing this.

  2. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    HA! πŸ˜€
    I love how Renfield’s mind works!
    Almost 2016 HUGS!!! πŸ™‚

  3. ѕнєяяιє βˆ‚Ρ” ναℓєяια said,

    Renfield is really a bad ass one. Just so love him.
    LOL Love the last lineΒ΄- download at app store.
    hahahaha … Genius!

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