Dulcinea Lucia and Kim Jong-un

January 7, 2016 at 7:34 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Dulcinea Lucia and Kim Jong-un

Gypsy fortune teller Dulcinea Lucia had a dream about the Far East as she lay in bed.

She dreamed she was in a theatre in Pyongyang the North Korean capital.

On stage suddenly appeared the North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un holding a microphone and dressed in a white tuxedo and doing the John Travolta Saturday Night Fever pose.

Behind Kim Jong-un, a map of America was projected on to the wall behind him.

Turning with his microphone towards the projected map of America, the North Korean dictator started to sing to the tune of the song Daisy A Day,

” I’ll give you an H-bomb a day, dear
I’ll give you an H-bomb a day
I’ll bomb you until the rivers run red
And the flesh off your dead bodies melts away…”

On the floor of the stage where the Hermit Kingdom’s psychopath-in-chief sang, a severed charcoal burnt Black Hand single handedly vigourously applauded with its fingers and thumb.

Dulcinea Lucia woke up screaming.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday January 6th



  1. Hyperion said,

    The U.S. Procrastinator in Chief woke at the same moment giddy with delight at his success at proving to himself that he was the only person qualified to be the new world order’s Emperor. He was told the Chinese had already made him a lovely royal suit of purple with polka dot faux Ermine trim. The head seamstress’s son once quipped that the manikin the suit was hung on appeared naked.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, all the material that went into the would be New World Emperor’s clothes turned out to be the commodities sold on the Chinese stock market until investors suddenly discovered that there was nothing to them.

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes indeed. Sherrielock should pay them a visit and spank some sense in those @$$3$

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        They’ll finally be forced to stand and deliver.

        Well, forced to stand at any rate. ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        Hahahaahah! Their best profiles freshly dusted with Sherrielock’s riding crop! ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Their best profiles indeed. ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Hyperion said,


      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


  2. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    Oh my! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Maybe Mr. Jong-un should go on a TV show like American Idol or The Voice?! ๐Ÿ˜‰
    HUGS!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    BTW: I hear Simon will be a judge on Americas Got Talent this Summer. It will be nice to see and hear him again. Ha. ๐Ÿ˜› I like him and Gordon Ramsey. Maybe Simon could chop Jong-un into suey and Gordon could cook him up! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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