Good-Bye Mr. Chaps- Adios Señor Guzman

January 9, 2016 at 9:00 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Good-bye Mr. Chaps- Adios Señor Guzman

Renfield R. Renfield and Amadeus Emanon were listening to the BBC World News on the radio.

Said the announcer, “The Mexican government has announced that it is extraditing Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman to the U.S.

Rumours are circulating that if Mr. Guzman refuses to spill his guts about drug cartel operations, the U.S. government will threaten him with a sentence of serving as chief toupee wig washer to Donald Trump.”

“That was my suggestion to the U.S. government,” Renfield grinned.

“No wonder they use you as the final authority in interrogating ISIS prisoners of war,” Amadeus remarked.

Renfield smiled as he pulled the wings off a fly, dipped it in arsenic and put it in the middle of a spider’s web.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 9th


  1. anaatcalin said,

    Dark and funny if not fot the tragic, dear Chris. The horrors that happen in this world transpire, and often I must ask myself: is it just the media feeding on sensationalism and reporting only the tragic and horrendous, or does the world really look that bad?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I often ask myself that very question, Ana.

      I think a combination of both- the media looks for the dark and sensationalistic and the world these days provides them with plenty of material for their coverage.

  2. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    R.R. Renfield for President!
    Powerful piece, Chris!
    It seems the world is dark and is taking steps backwards in some ways. ??? 😦
    HUGS!!! 🙂

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Another friend of mine Daniel suggested in a comment on another blog entry that Renfield should really run for President.

      He’d vote for him.

      Too bad I couldn’t bring Renfield to life. 😀

      You’re right about the world getting darker and taking steps backwards in some ways.

  3. Hyperion said,

    I thoroughly enjoyed this, Chris. I think it’s a good thing El Chapo was captured – again! And there is a 10% chance he’ll stay in prison if he goes to a US prison. That is far better than the 0.01% chance in a Mexican prison. But we shouldn’t count him out yet. He has a network larger than many governments and his cash value is greater than many third world gross national product ranking. He is a nation of evil and has far more devastating consequences on North America than Kim Jung Un will ever have. I think one of our offshore foreign CIA prison camps would be very well suited for him. There, water boarding is a fun past time and Renfield wouldn’t have to go through customs to get an interview with the world’s greatest villain. The Sunglasses and dark suit boys would fly him directly.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Renfield would have a fun time interrogating Señor Guzman.

      I remember many years ago, I had Renfield flown down to Guantanamo Bay to interrogate prisoners there.

      When he got bored with the usual questions, he’d ask the prisoner to name the entire digits of the square root of pi.

      When the prisoner protested that he didn’t know, Renfield said, “Wrong answer.”

      And it was back to the water board as opposed to the drawing board.

      Perhaps Señor Guzman may be forced to come up with the answer that has stumped mathematicians for centuries.

      • Hyperion said,

        What a breakthrough for mathematics if he pooled all of his resources of evil to provide the world with the final answer. And even more remarkable would be the square root of the answer being 666.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That would be very remarkable indeed. 😀

      • Hyperion said,


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