Amadeus and Renfield: Contrasts In Handling Life’s Down Moments

January 19, 2016 at 7:20 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Amadeus and Renfield: Contrasts In Handling Life’s Down Moments

Amadeus Emanon was having a bad week.

A lot of his favourite artists and performers had been dying lately.

First there had been David Bowie, then there had been Alan Rickman whom he had thought of as a father (since some of Rickman’s DNA had gone into the genetic cloning and creation of Amadeus) and now Glenn Frey of The Eagles.

As Amadeus moped about the house (the colossal London mansion of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set), Renfield R. Renfield was happily bringing home hookers and banging away with them in a massive orgy of sex, bourbon and Cuban cigars.

He was also waiting by the phone to see if former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin would endorse him for President of the United States.

But Sarah fell for the guy with the weird looking toupee.

Renfield overcame his disappointment by lighting a cigar, opening a bottle of bourbon and saying to a lovely woman wearing a cosplay Japanese sailor suit mini dress, “Well blow me down, matey” and then hummed the Japanese national anthem as she proceeded to do just that.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday January 19th


  1. anaatcalin said,

    LOL, this is really good. He’s with hookers and liquor, and awaits endorsement. Not so very far from the real thing, is it? Extremely good piece, loved it very very very much!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks, Ana. ๐Ÿ™‚

      Yes, the realities of politics finally brought to life in a vampire novel. ๐Ÿ˜€

  2. Hyperion said,

    Bwaaa haaaaa haaaa! First you say it, then you do it. Renfield has a way with mourning his losses that seem a good balm for the New President in Waiting.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, the future President Renfield has found a good way to let his hair down after dealing with a crisis. ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        I think Ex-Blunderer in Chief Clinton followed Renfield’s example regularly. His only mistake was to deny it instead of writing a book recommending it.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, he should have written a book recommending it. ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        Thankfully, Renfield is more accomplished at it and isn’t afraid to speak out on the benefits of his lifestyle. He’ll be good for the country. There might be some issues with his birth certificate, but I’m sure that will go away quickly.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, they’re not concerned much where people are born anymore in American Presidential politics these days.

        The title of Renfield’s book would probably be Just Put Your Lips Together and Blow- OR – Things I Learned From Watching Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart Films.

      • Hyperion said,

        LOL! Either title for Renfields book would be a smash hit no doubt. I’m sure the current candidates are all sweating bullets over Renfield’s timing of his announcement for the running. ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes if red spider monkey fur wasn’t such a priceless commodity, the Donald would be pulling his hair out waiting in anticipation for Renfield’s announcement.

      • Hyperion said,

        Bwaa haaaa haaaa! he does prize his rare spider monkey toupee. ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, he wears it like the Artist Known As Prince’s girl wore Raspberry Beret.

      • Hyperion said,

        Hahahahahaaa! Spider monkey beret it is. Can’t get that vision out of my skull.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Perhaps Spider Monkey Beret will be the Democratic Party campaign song should Trump win the Republican nomination. ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes and They’ll do the Macorina dance while singing the Korean song Gangnam Style.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        ROTFL !

      • Hyperion said,


  3. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    Oh, that we could all handle life like Renfield! ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›
    I hope RRR doesn’t ask SP to be his VP! Ack! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    HUGS!!! ๐Ÿ˜€
    After those three shocking deaths in such a short period of time, I understand how Amadeus feels.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I can sympathize with Amadeus and his trauma.

      I don’t think Renfield will be naming SP as his running mate.

      I’m sure he’ll come up with a surprise choice worthy of his being Renfield. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  4. ั•ะฝั”ััฮนั” โˆ‚ั” ฮฝฮฑโ„“ั”ัฮนฮฑ said,

    LOL OMG! When I saw Sarah Palin walked down the the stage with Trump, I was like watching the X-Files version of cheap Toupee of Hell! hahaha … I think Palin did blew his toupee away! hahahaha …

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      The Toupee From Hell Meets The Pitbull With Lipstick! ๐Ÿ˜€

      Cerberus minus 2 heads and in drag! ๐Ÿ˜€

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