Turning and Turning In The Widening Gyre

February 26, 2016 at 9:53 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Turning And Turning In The Widening Gyre

Renfield R. Renfield and Amadeus Emanon were in the living room of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s colossal London mansion watching the BBC World News on television.

Said the announcer, “A woman who was smuggling a half pound of cocaine in her vagina through New York’s John F. Kennedy International Airport has been arrested…”

“Wow,” said Renfield, “that gives a whole new meaning to the term… crack cocaine.”

. . .

The secret service agent was on his smart phone to a police buddy of his in New York.

Said his police buddy on the line, “And before you know it, that little pussy was singing like a canary…”

“Things go better with Coke,” a radio commercial played in the background.

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie was positively beaming as he stood behind Donald Trump up on the platform having just given his endorsement.

Thought Christie to himself, “I do hope now that the Donald will return the favour and name me his running mate…”

Meanwhile back in New York, an airport drug sniffing dog was now having the mother of all orgasms.

“Oh God,” said his handler, “I’m really going to have to wash my leg thoroughly when I get home. Never have I seen Bruno so excited…”

. . .

Former Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev was in his apartment looking at photos of former U.S. President Ronald Reagan and the late Pope John Paul II.

“Those were the days when truly great men walked the earth,” Gorbachev mused aloud, “when despite our differences we did try to make this world a better place to live in- for ourselves and the generations that would come after us.”

He glanced over at newspaper clippings on the clipping board above his granddaughter’s desk showing today’s current crop of world leaders.

On his granddaughter’s empty chair was a sign that said OUT TO LUNCH.

On the television screen, images of more casualties in Syria despite the purported ceasefire.

And even more mysteriously on the ground crawling over the dead bodies was a sinister looking charcoal burnt Black Hand.

. . .

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday February 26th
2016.

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20 Comments

  1. ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

    LOL Crack cocaine???
    That is brilliant.
    Excellent.
    I cannot stop laughing.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      LOL !

      Glad you enjoyed it, Sherrie. 😀

      • ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

        hahahaha …
        You know this reminded me much on that vid with a song about crack and so on … Let me send you the vid here. You will know what I mean. I heard this from the radio often in the last few years ago and I was like, ‘What the hell is that song???’ I bet Renfield would play this song loud in his car! LOL

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL !

        I imagine if his neighbourhood car wash had three gorgeous babes like that working as car washers there, Renfield would be taking the car into the car wash all the time.

        The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set would have the cleanest Rolls-Royce in all of England and Renfield would be the shapeshifting hamster-human with the biggest erection. 😀

      • ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

        wah hahahaha … You know, here in Germany they have no such car wash like that. It is a forbidden, I think. The Germans are quite straight on things such as morality, I guess. But I know that in the US, there are car wash like this because I remembered my niece told me (who lives in the US) saw some college girls do half-naked car wash for charity work. That was awesome and funny because all the guys go to them to wash their fat automobile! 😀

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL !

        Yes, they used to have such car washes in Edmonton where I used to live.

        There was quite a long line-up of cars around the block I remember.

        LOL !

      • ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

        Yes, and now car wash with Renfield! Very sexy! 😀

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Very sexy indeed. 😀

        Soap, sex and suds.

      • ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

        And with Amadeus at the back seat eating muffins! LOL

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL !

        Yes, Amadeus eating muffins in the back seat. 😀

        Singing
        “No Baker Street Irregular am I
        I’m eating a bran muffin
        so that makes me a regular guy.”

      • ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

        LOL wah hahaha …
        And counting fallen rice at the back seat with three porn stars licking the plate.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And Renfield busy snapping photos of the rice hunting expedition with his smart phone. 😀

      • ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

        ʕ⊙ᴥ⊙ʔ
        And with automatic flash on! LOL

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes with automatic flash on.

        LOL !

      • ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

        You can see the rice better that way!
        Or … something else! LOL

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes with Renfield, it would probably be something else. 😀

      • ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

        Renfield and Pan Goatee can make the bloody war look like a kid’s farming game! LOL Just so bloody & brutally inhuman.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, watching the escapades of Renfield and Pan Goatee could certainly teach the makers of Game of Thrones a thing or two. 😀

      • ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

        With Set in it too!
        He will make Putin looks like a baby.
        Nothing is more bloody than Set’s war. He is a god! That’s why! LOL

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Set’s war would be very bloody indeed. 😮

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