Passing The Torch: Julius Caesar On The Ides of March

March 15, 2016 at 8:57 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Passing The Torch: Julius Caesar On The Ides of March

The great Shakespearian actor Quentin O’ Sullivan was starring in a West End London theatre production of William Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar.

After the performance he met a fellow performer the New Orleans actress and songstress Angelique Dumont for late night/early morning drinks in a cocktail lounge.

Miss Dumont was playing Mina Harker in a musical version of Bram Stoker’s Dracula.

When they parted, Quentin O’ Sullivan laughed to himself as he walked down the street.

There were rumours that Miss Angelique Dumont was herself a Vampiress.

Quentin laughed.

Oh where, oh where do these silly rumours get started?

He turned to look back in Angelique’s direction but there was no sign of the purple evening dress wearing lovely brunette songstress and actress.

Only a small bat flying down the street.

Quentin laughed again.

He fell asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow on his bed when he got home.

He dreamed a dream.

He dreamed he was in a theatre audience watching a live stage performance of Julius Caesar.

He could not see who was playing Caesar.

When Caesar fell after being stabbed by Brutus, Cassius and their fellow conspirators, the figure of Caesar dropped the Imperial Roman laurel crown of Emperor that Mark Antony had once offered him.

Donald Trump appeared on stage and picked up the blood soaked laurel wreath crown.

“Thank you, thank you very much ladies and gentlemen,” Donald Trump waved to the crowd, “The people of Ohio suck. But what can you say about a state that produces a comedian the likes of Drew Carey? However I thank all the intelligent voters who voted for me in all the places we won tonight. Thank you. And please light a votive candle to my genius and pray to my image. Thank you. Thank you very much.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday March 15th
2016.

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36 Comments

  1. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    Love this!
    Oh, Donald! :-/ o_O
    Wonder what animal he turns into late at night! ๐Ÿ˜‰
    HUGS!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I wonder what animal he does turn into. LOL !

      • Hyperion said,

        I suspect it’s a red spider monkey. ๐Ÿ˜›

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Undoubtedly a red spider monkey on the way to the tanner/skinner/hairdresser. ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        LOL! While others craved the royal ermine and some the leopard’s skin, The Donald just wants an opportunity to spank his monkey and wear it on his head.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, which probably explains why the Donald kept pulling his hair while looking at Megyn Kelly.

      • Hyperion said,

        I suspect the monkey was humping his skull after peeking down Megyn’s cleavage from that high vantage point atop The Donald’s head.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I suspect the Donald’s obsession with Megyn Kelly is of a masturbatory nature. ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        The video’s are already up on monkeyspank.com.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL !

  2. ั•ะฝั”ััฮนั” โˆ‚ั” ฮฝฮฑโ„“ั”ัฮนฮฑ said,

    He dreamed a dream.
    Great.
    Of vampire and theatre play, and Caesar.
    I had a weird dream last night where there were hundreds and hundreds of red cats surrounded me and I sleep in the mid of ’em all. Cozy with furry, furry animals! LOL

    If you want to be an animal, what animal would that be, Chris?

  3. Resa said,

    That was very interesting! ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. Hyperion said,

    The Donald will become Emperor of the former United States and the Zombies, Dragons, Cybrids, and Vampires will all run for congress and Senate seats vacated by the fleeing incumbents. It should be an uproarious good time and provide lots of material for the geopolitical savvy.

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