Limerick About Recep Tayyip Erdogan

May 21, 2016 at 6:46 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, News) (, , , , , , )

Limerick About Recep Tayyip Erdogan

A man called Recep had sex with a goat
And did it on an ermine skin coat
so say German comics
on modern electronics
as Merkel leaps for their throat

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30 Comments

  1. The Bioman said,

    There was a man from Tectonic, who had an appetite for a sonnet,but when he got there, the lines blew up in the air and he was left with an aged neumonic.

  2. ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

    That sounded very much like Krampus! LOL
    The one that terrorizes the whole world Christmas. 😛

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, it does sound like something Krampus would say, doesn’t it? 😀

      Too bad, Krampus wouldn’t go to Ankara and carry away Recep Tayyip Erdogan. LOL !

      • ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

        Well, he is the best companion of Saint Nicholas, right? Known by tradition that he might be the son of the Norse god.

        I believe that he too, is the half brother of your Pan Goatee. They are one very angry creature, right?
        ✖‿✖

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Krampus might be the son of a Norse god eh?

        When I googled information on Krampus for a poem I wrote about him over a year and a half ago, they didn’t mention that.

        Do you know which Norse god it was?

      • ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

        No, not sure. But we can do research on him. Some old German tradition says that he is the son of one of the Norse God. But it turned out to be with two horns. The festival are still strongly celebrated here in Germany even though it was banned long ago by the Catholic church as Krampus resembles the devil.

        I was a few times at its celebration and it is one of the most fascinating festival of which makes one feels as if you are transported back into the past. Incredibly scary at the same time while you standing there and watching with the crowds. It must have been much a darker celebration ages ago.

        In Austria they got a Krampus museum of which I have not been there yet. My daughter said at school, they learned that Krampus is the son of Hel, Loki’s daughter. I’m not surprised on that one.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Oh, it seems to me I did read something about Krampus being the son of Loki’s daughter Hel.

        That’s probably the Norse connection.

        That would be an interesting but spooky festival to see from the way you describe it.

      • ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

        This is one of the video shot of Krampuslauf (Krampus marathon). You need not to watch the whole vid but you will see that few kids are afraid of the haunting krampus fellows. I never bring my kids there unless they are older.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, that would give much younger children nightmares 😮

      • ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

        Indeed, now both of my son and daughter were slightly a little older. They beg me that they will join me this year for Krampuslauf. I will for sure bring them there. It is a German tradition and I think I let my kids dress up as one! LOL And scares the others as well!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        They’ll dress up for Krampuslauf eh?

        Cool. 🙂

      • ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

        I’ll take picture of them and hang in on my living room walls! LOL Scares the hell of other visitors. hahaha …

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL !

  3. Hyperion said,

    Bwaaaa haaaaaa haaaaa! I take it Merkel takes offense, not from the bestial liaison but from being referred to as a goat. 😉

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      LOL !

      Yes, that might explain why Angela was upset with the German comic’s remarks.

      And why she invoked an arcane 19th Century German law against insulting Heads of States of Germany’s allied countries to prosecute the said comic.

      • Hyperion said,

        The spectre of Hitler doesn’t venture far from the shadows in her throne room.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, even the spectre of Hitler is afraid of her.

        That’s why he hides in the shadows. 😀

      • Hyperion said,

        Muwaaaah Haaaa haaaaa! They would have made an interesting couple. She in her way too tight brown uniform with black patent leather trim and Adolf over a chair with tomatoed buns as she exclaims in a sultry voice, say my name, say my name. 😀

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It’s the stuff nightmares are made of. 😀

      • Hyperion said,

        The King and Queen succubi and succubus of those who would seek a better world.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, better for the likes of Freddy Kreuger and Friday the 13th’s Jason. 😀

      • Hyperion said,

        I can’t figure out how to post pictures in comments but I do have a very good picture of the subject in her Brown uniform.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Maybe if you want to post an unhappy ending to your Dragons and Cybrids saga, you can use that pic of Brown Uniform Angela as your illustration for the chapter. 😀

      • Hyperion said,

        Egads! That would do it. 😉

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Indeed it would.

        To say nothing of driving away all your readers on a permanent basis.

        Then you can cry, “Tiger Mom, nobody reads my blog any more.”

        And Tiger Mom will say, “Let me tomato your buns so you feel better.”

        And you go, “NO! NO!”. 😀

      • Hyperion said,

        Hopefully, I’ll wake up from that nightmare and all will be right with the world. 😈👻👽🤖👺💀🙀

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Nothing that a good shot of bourbon won’t fix. 😀

      • Hyperion said,

        A-MEN to that my good friend! 😛

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        😀

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