Michelangelo’s Vision of A Donald Trump Presidency

June 1, 2016 at 6:13 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Politics, Satire, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Michelangelo’s Vision of A Donald Trump Presidency
German Chancellor Angela Merkel was anxious to discover who would win the U.S. Presidential election.
So she had paid Set Enterprises’ €1 million to find out.
But Set Enterprises’ genetically created Psychic Lobster refused to reveal that information.
The German Chancellor was anxious to know what would be the results of a Donald Trump Presidency.
So Set Enterprises’ chief resident mad scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher posed the question hypothetically to the psychic lobster, “What would a Donald Trump Presidency be like?”.
Michelangelo replied with a series of visions that he sent telepathically from his lobster antennae to the screen of the computer he was hooked up to.
All the visions were of Donald Trump sitting in the Oval Office:
1st Vision:
Trump (barking orders to his underlings) : What? How dare the Mexicans reject my final offer to get them to pay for the wall I’m building? This makes me look like I’m breaking my campaign promise to my supporters.
Get on the phone to the Pentagon and tell them to nuke Mexico City. This will show them who’s boss.
2nd vision:
Trump (still barking orders): What? How dare Pope Francis condemn me as unChristian for nuking Mexico City?
Get on the phone to the Pentagon and tell them to nuke the Vatican.
This will show that godless atheistic communist in a cassock who’s truly doing God’s work.
3rd Vision:
Trump (still barking) : I didn’t like that story CNN’s Anderson Cooper did on me last night.
Get on the phone to the Pentagon and tell them to nuke CNN Headquarters in Atlanta.
This will make what General Sherman did look like a Sunday School barbeque.
4th Vision:
Trump (continuously barking): How dare the New York Times condemn me for nuking Atlanta? It’s not my fault the entire city happens to surround CNN.
Get on the phone to the Pentagon and tell them to nuke the New York Times Building in New York City. But phone my financial so-called Blind Trust first and get them to sell all my investments and disperse all my assets in the Big Apple first.

100th Vision:
Trump (the neverending bark): How dare the Republican governor of New Mexico condemn me for making a radioactive wasteland of most of the country and most of the planet?
Get on the phone to the Pentagon and tell them to nuke the state of New Mexico. But pull any investments I might have in the Santa Fe Railway first.

665th Vision:
Trump (still hot under his dog collar and barking wildly): How dare the State of Hawaii vote to secede from the Union saying that it’s now governed by a lunatic tyrant worse than Nero and Caligula put together?
Get on the phone to the Pentagon and tell them to nuke Honolulu. But sell any real estate and property I might hold in Hawaii first.
666th Vision: How dare the Pentagon refuse my orders to nuke Hawaii saying that there’s not much left of the U.S.A. ? Is it my fault that there’s so many damned traitors to the Commander-In-Chief living in this country? I’m trying to be Presidential about this.
Get on the phone to the Pentagon and tell them to go nuke themselves. And that’s an order. If they refuse to go nuke themselves, they’re loosing their Armed Forces pensions.

(The resulting atomic mushroom cloud appearing over the Pentagon expands and falls all over Washington D.C. taking the entire city including the White House and Oval Office with its barking and raging occupant Donald Trump with it)
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 1st


  1. Hyperion said,

    I think the parable of living and dying by the sword is appropriate here. πŸ˜€ In reality, the thing that is undeniable is the true enemies of the U.S. and the world is the rabid violent people opposed to Trump. While his supporters are disciplined, united, focused and peaceful on what they feel is the necessity for strong leadership, the anti-Trump Neo-Nazi America haters are burning, rioting and filling the airwaves with hate speech. The Republican party is speaking of negating the will of the people and refusing Trump the candidacy even though he won it in fair voting. While I’m not a Trump supporter, I definitely would not support the bastards that have trampled the flag, the Constitution, and the will of desperate law abiding Americans to force their form of perversion, corruption, avarice, and socialism on everyone. I remind everyone, the world thought it would come to an end when Reagan ran for the presidency. I can testify, that he made America the strongest it had ever been although his Presidency was never perfect. And as far as nuking goes, Truman is your man. While our Groveler in Chief apologizes for America’s fight against evil in WWII and tries desperately to convince American’s that ISIS is our friend, Trump, has said nothing more than what many conservative Americans feel is necessary. With all that, one should truly be afraid, very very very afraid. We are ignoring the true evil to focus on a man who actually represents a far less evil solution than the current abomination and it’s hopeful replacement. At this point, if Trump loses, the rabid dogs of war will have no opposition. Just my friendly fireside chat. No Neo-Nazi’s were harmed during this soliloquy of satanism. πŸ˜€

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks, Daniel.

      Yes, a lot of Bernie Sanders supporters do act like savages.

      I do remember when Reagan ran for President, everybody thought it would be the end of the world.

      And if Hillary wins, it probably will be.

      This of course is just a satire.

      Trump seems to react badly to criticism.

      I was just combining this characteristic with someone who will have their hands on the button.

      • Hyperion said,

        Oh yes, The Bernie Boys want their free perversion and they’re willing to kill for it. I know this is a satire and a damn good one at that. I was just struck by the moment that he is the favorite to pick on while Rome burns at the hands of the socialist pervo-activists. I think you will have scads of good material to choose from in your geopolitical satires of the future. πŸ˜€ Honestly, Renfield is the only person I would vote for. I’m going to write him in on my ballet. πŸ˜‰

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I think that’s an excellent idea, Daniel.

        Did you hear about that obituary for a woman I believe she lived in North or South Carolina?

        This is real.

        Her obituary read, “Faced with the choice of voting for either Hillary or Trump for President, she chose to depart and go home to The Lord this past weekend.”

      • Hyperion said,

        LOL! American graveyard humor is alive and well and I certainly don’t blame her. It’s hard waiting around for this knowing nothing good can come of it.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It must be very hard indeed.

      • Hyperion said,

        Some folks are hoping Putin will come in and save us. They mentioned he didn’t need a birth certificate to do that.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL ! πŸ˜€

  2. ѕнєяяιє βˆ‚Ρ” ναℓєяια said,

    Speaking on the coming of the anti-Christ … I believe this is that time …

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, we are getting close to that time aren’t we, Sherrie?

      Floods, earthquakes, terrorism, new despots and demagogues rising, a neverending war that’s been going on in the Middle East.

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